Coach Quote #62
Quote from Coach in One for the Book
Man: Excuse me.
Coach: Yes, sir?
Man: Can you check upstairs to see if the table's ready for the Phillips party?
Coach: Sure. Be glad to.
[Coach hums a tune as he walks over to the coat rack, takes off his apron and puts on a formal jacket. He disappears up stairs before coming back down, going to the coat rack to take the jacket off and put his apron back on. He walks back over to the table:]
Coach: What was the name again?
Man: Phillips.
Coach: Phillips!
[Coach hums as he walks back to the coat rack, remove his apron and puts the jacket on. Sam shares an embarrassed look with the patron. Coach stops momentarily before going upstairs to make sure he remembers the name.]
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‘One for the Book’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Cliff: Hey, here's a little-known fact. Now, most of you were probably under the assumption that basketball was invented in these United States, right?
Man: Yeah, James Naismith, Springfield College.
Cliff: I can see it's a good thing I showed up tonight. Basketball was invented thousands of years ago by the Mayans. They played it for centuries.
Man: Is that true?
Norm: Sure.
Cliff: Watch me get the Coach on this one. Coach, I got a question for you. Who invented basketball?
Coach: The Mayans.
Norm: Way to go, Coach.
Cliff: Where did you hear that?
Coach: Well, how should I know? There must've been a Mayan in here bragging about it.
Quote from Carla
Sam: Sir? Save your quarter. That piano hasn't worked in 20 years.
Carla: Use the jukebox. It doesn't work either, but it's only a dime.
Norm: Sammy, why do you keep something around here that doesn't work?
Carla: Cos no-one else'll give her a job!
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Sam: What you up to, Norm?
Norm: My ears.
Coach: Want a beer, Norm?
Norm: Does a rag doll have cloth knobs?
Carla: There's a lady present, Norm.
Norm: Oh, sorry, Diane.