Quote from Coach in One for the Book
Cliff: Hey, here's a little-known fact. Now, most of you were probably under the assumption that basketball was invented in these United States, right? Man: Yeah, James Naismith, Springfield College. Cliff: I can see it's a good thing I showed up tonight. Basketball was invented thousands of years ago by the Mayans. They played it for centuries. Man: Is that true? Norm: Sure. Cliff: Watch me get the Coach on this one. Coach, I got a question for you. Who invented basketball? Coach: The Mayans. Norm: Way to go, Coach. Cliff: Where did you hear that? Coach: Well, how should I know? There must've been a Mayan in here bragging about it.