Sam Quote #26

Quote from Sam in Sam at Eleven

Harry: Coach, I'll give you a $30 bill, and we're even.
Coach: What do you think, Sam?
Sam: There's no such thing as a $30 bill.
Harry: Wanna bet?
Sam: Get out of my bar, Harry!
Harry: Wait a minute. You owe me $10! Is this a clip joint?
Sam: I'm sorry. Here.
Harry: Now, you know, Sam, you got the wrong idea about me.
Sam: No, I don't. Now, Harry, you got ten seconds to get out of my bar. Now, give me back my watch!
Harry: I'm trying to help you guys out. I mean, if you wanna upgrade...
Sam: Out!

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 ‘Sam at Eleven’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon.
Sam: Hey, Norm!
Coach: Norm!
Norm: Gimme a beer, will you?
Coach: How's life treating you, Norm?
Norm: Like I just ran over its dog.

Quote from Coach

Coach: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You wanna talk about excitement, huh? Sam, tell 'em about opening day in New York. You come out of the bullpen on the seventh. The bases are loaded with pinstripes. Bobby Mercer's at the plate.
Sam: He hit a 400ft home run off me, Coach!
Coach: My God, it was the most exciting thing I ever saw!
Carla: Coach, this is Sam's interview. Why would he wanna talk about something bad happening to him?
Coach: You're right, Carla. I don't know what it is. You know, sometimes I just think of the smartest thing to say, and then it comes out so stupid.
Carla: That doesn't make any sense.
Coach: Well, you should have heard it before I said it!

Quote from Diane

Dave: What do we have here? Hi. Dave Richards, an old team-mate of Sam's.
Diane: Oh. Diane Chambers. I'm Sam's new waitress.
Dave: Sam have his brand on you yet?
Diane: Hardly.
Dave: Oh, well, then good. It's your lucky day. Not only am I incredibly good-looking, I'm also incredibly rich and incredibly nice.
Sam: And incredibly married!
Diane: Well, I am sorry to hear that.
Dave: You are?
Diane: Yes. I was hoping to reject you based solely on your personality.