Sam Quote #1770
Quote from Sam in It's Lonely on the Top
Sam: Come on, sweetheart. It's gonna eat you up inside. Why don't you go talk to each guy alone, very subtly, and just ask them what they remember about last night? Chances are, whoever it was, he'll be just as embarrassed by the whole situation as you are.
Carla: You really think so?
Sam: Yes, absolutely.
Carla: That's worth a try.
Sam: Yeah.
Carla: Hey, Sammy.
Sam: Mm-hmm?
Carla: You don't think any less of me, do you?
Sam: Well, let's see who it is first.
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‘It's Lonely on the Top’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Sam: Oh, my. Yeah, uh, listen I know what you want to do is run out there and tell the guys, but I've got to remind you here, Paul, a gentleman does not kiss and tell. It's just not cool.
Paul: But you do it, Sam.
Sam: True. True. But I'm Sam Malone, and by definition, everything I do is cool.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] [softly:] Morning everybody.
All: Norm! [Norm covers his ears in agony]
Rebecca: How are you feeling, Norm?
Norm: Terrible. A splitting headache. And I think I might be sick. Can I have a beer, Sammy?
Quote from Sam
Carla: Sammy. How could you have a problem worse? You're perfect. You don't even know what the rest of the world is like.
Sam: Honey, I... I'm not perfect.
Carla: Oh, yeah, right.
Sam: All right, you really want to know? Watch this.
Carla: [gasps] Holy Mother of God! Oh, Sammy! You wear a rug!
Sam: It's not a rug! It's not a rug! It's a hair replacement system.