Woody Quote #842
Quote from Woody in Woody Gets an Election
Frasier: Woody, I'm sorry. There's one thing I've got to tell you. Listen, you have got to withdraw from the election.
Woody: What do you mean, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: Well, aside from the nagging feeling that your election might actually mean the extinction of all life as we know it, you're just not a politician.
Woody: Yeah, but you said it would be easy. In fact, you said not being a politician was my hook.
Frasier: I know, Woody, I'm sorry. Listen, I- I shouldn't have led you on. I guess I was just drawn in by the promise of power.
Woody: Oh, but, Dr. Crane...
Frasier: No, no "but, Dr. Cranes". Now, Woody, just listen to me. Listen, the right to vote is it's far too sacred to cheapen by some some vain psychological experiment. I mean, your winning an election without knowing anything at all about politics it would just make a mockery of the entire democratic process. Woody, you have to withdraw.
Woody: Well, there's no sense in arguing with you, Dr. Crane. I mean, next to Mr. Clavin, you're the smartest guy I know. But what about the debate? They're expecting me to go over there.
Frasier: Woody, you'll just have to make a a simple speech and gracefully bow out.
Woody: Oh. Well, I guess you're right, Dr. Crane. Gotta do what I gotta do. It's too bad, though. I was really looking forward to being a good city councilman and working hard to make sure that every person in my district was ensured life, liberty and the purfuit of happineff.
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‘Woody Gets an Election’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Woody: I don't know if I can handle a debate, Dr. Crane. I'm not very good at rendering my opinions.
Frasier: Nothing to worry about, Woody. Just tell some more of those farm stories, people seem to love those. If that doesn't work, just say the word "change" about a hundred times. Come on, let's go to my place and work on it. Trust me, Woody, with my brains and your smile, who knows how high we can go. Congressman, senator... [breathily] Who knows?
Quote from Woody
Frasier: Thank God I got to you in time! I've got to talk... What are you reading?
Woody: Well, I'm boning up on the Constitution in case I ever decide to run for Congreff.
Frasier: It's Congress, Woody. In colonial times, the S's looked like F's.
Woody: Oh. Well, if I'm elected, that's the first thing I'm gonna change.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Hey, holy moly, guacamole, Normie.
Norm: Hey, what? Huh?
Cliff: See that guy down there? I think that might be Spanky McFarland from the old Little Rascals.
Norm: Get out.
Cliff: Yeah, I think so.
Norm: Really?
Cliff: Hey, I'll go ask him. I'll go check it out. [humming The Little Rascals theme] Hey, how are you doing, Sid?
Spanky McFarland: Hi.
Cliff: Hey, uh, my name's Cliff Clavin.
Spanky McFarland: Hello, Cliff.
Cliff: You know, I... I know you've probably heard this a thousand times before, but you do resemble that, uh, child actor Spanky McFarland from The Little Rascals.
Spanky McFarland: Well, that's because...
Cliff: 'Cause I'm one of Little Rascals fan there ever was. I mean I've got every episode on tape, you know. Well, except "Free Eats" and, uh, "Captain Spanky's Showboat."
Spanky McFarland: That's great.
Cliff: Yeah, Alfalfa, Darla, Buckwheat. [chuckles] Hey, I got to confess, I had quite a big crush on Darla. I'll tell you, you know, if you were Spanky, boy, I could sit here and chew on your ear for hours, you know, about the, you know, "Happy Birthday, Mr. Hood" and the "He-Man Women Haters Club." And remember the sound the cake made coming out of the oven? Was it... [makes groaning noise] Huh? So, uh, are-are you Spanky?
Spanky McFarland: Nope.
Cliff: Ah. Take care. Catch you later.
Norm: You are Spanky, aren't you?
Spanky McFarland: Oh, yeah.