Frasier Quote #666
Quote from Frasier in Teaching with the Enemy
Lilith: Frasier, I'm gonna ask you one more time. This is our marriage we're talking about. Our lives. Stop being a psychiatrist and start being my husband.
Frasier: All right, Lilith. I'll be your husband. But for seven years now we've tried to build something together, and I think we've done a pretty good job. It's not worth throwing it all away on something so empty, meaningless and unfulfilling.
Lilith: Actually-
Frasier: I don't want to hear it!
Lilith: Frasier, don't you see that this incident is symptomatic of much larger problems?
Frasier: We can work on that. We owe it to our marriage. But you must march over to Pascal and tell him, in no uncertain terms, that you will never see him again.
Lilith: Very well. I'll go now. Certainly you're being very rational about this. Very civilized.
Frasier: Well, I'm... I'm nothing if not civilized. By the way, this Pascal, is he married?
Lilith: No. Why?
Frasier: I thought I could bag his wife, even the score. I'm sorry. I'm venting. Go.
Cheers Quotes
‘Teaching with the Enemy’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Frasier: I want you all to know... I'm not blaming her. It's because of me that my life is in the arms of another man.
Woody: Uh, well, you mean "wife," don't you, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: What?
Woody: You said "life." "It's because of me my life is in the arms of another man."
Cliff: Oh, that's a- That's a Freudian slip there, Woody.
Woody: What's a Freudian slip?
Cliff: Oh, that's when you say one thing when you're actually thinking about a mother.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Just give me a minute to, uh, to brace myself. Uh, I know, I'll simply imagine the worst thing you could possibly tell me, and whatever your news is, it will pale by comparison. In fact, whatever it is, it... It'll be a relief. Okay, okay, uh... What is the worst thing I can imagine? All right, I've got it. Lilith, your news, please.
Lilith: This afternoon, in a moment of extreme weakness I cheated on you.
Frasier: That was it! That was the worst thing!
Lilith: Try to remain calm.
Frasier: How can I remain calm when you tell me you slept with another man?! You slut!
Quote from Frasier
Lilith: This is a very serious matter, Frasier.
Frasier: Yes, it is serious, Lilith. However, I will refrain from indulging in cliched reactions: rage, the crying, the screaming, the hurling of epithets: Tramp, whore, slut, floozy, bitch, ad infinitum.
Lilith: You did call me slut.
Frasier: Yes, but I didn't call you a tramp, whore, floozy or bitch. I have too much respect for you even though you have been a slut.