Frasier Quote #661
Quote from Frasier in Teaching with the Enemy
Lilith: Frasier, I never meant to hurt you. But for so long now I have felt so alone. It seems we can't talk without getting into a fight. Even the smallest conversation erupts into bickering. It just goes on every...
Frasier: Oh, I can see what's going on here. I can't believe I didn't think of this sooner. I'm such a dope.
Lilith: What are you talking about?
Frasier: You're in your mid-30s, right?
Lilith: Yes.
Frasier: It's perfectly natural for you to be examining your life right now. You are comparing the expectations you had of yourself in the past with what you've actually achieved up to now.
Lilith: Frasier, that...
Frasier: No, no, wait. Wait, let me finish. And how many years have we been married? Seven. The perfect time for you to be re-examining our relationship. You're practically a cliche.
Lilith: Frasier, I am not a cliche. I'm talking about something...
Frasier: Oh, please, you got hit with the old double whammy. Of course you had a fling. And why wouldn't you? Thank God. For a while I thought we had a problem.
Cheers Quotes
‘Teaching with the Enemy’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Frasier: I want you all to know... I'm not blaming her. It's because of me that my life is in the arms of another man.
Woody: Uh, well, you mean "wife," don't you, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: What?
Woody: You said "life." "It's because of me my life is in the arms of another man."
Cliff: Oh, that's a- That's a Freudian slip there, Woody.
Woody: What's a Freudian slip?
Cliff: Oh, that's when you say one thing when you're actually thinking about a mother.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Just give me a minute to, uh, to brace myself. Uh, I know, I'll simply imagine the worst thing you could possibly tell me, and whatever your news is, it will pale by comparison. In fact, whatever it is, it... It'll be a relief. Okay, okay, uh... What is the worst thing I can imagine? All right, I've got it. Lilith, your news, please.
Lilith: This afternoon, in a moment of extreme weakness I cheated on you.
Frasier: That was it! That was the worst thing!
Lilith: Try to remain calm.
Frasier: How can I remain calm when you tell me you slept with another man?! You slut!
Quote from Frasier
Lilith: This is a very serious matter, Frasier.
Frasier: Yes, it is serious, Lilith. However, I will refrain from indulging in cliched reactions: rage, the crying, the screaming, the hurling of epithets: Tramp, whore, slut, floozy, bitch, ad infinitum.
Lilith: You did call me slut.
Frasier: Yes, but I didn't call you a tramp, whore, floozy or bitch. I have too much respect for you even though you have been a slut.