Frasier Quote #656
Quote from Frasier in Teaching with the Enemy
Lilith: No, I mean I have to tell you something that's rather serious.
Frasier: What is it, Lilith?
Lilith: In fact, I dare say you're gonna find it extremely upsetting.
Frasier: All right.
Lilith: Well, I think we should discuss it at home.
Frasier: No, no, no, Lilith, you just don't tell someone that you're going to upset them and then just let them dangle. Whatever it is, just tell me right now. I'll be upset, then I'll get over it. We can go on with our lives.
Lilith: Please, let's just go home.
Frasier: No, Lilith, I want to know right now.
Lilith: All right, if you must know immediately, I'll tell you. Have a seat.
Frasier: Oh, great. It's... It's "have a seat" bad.
Cheers Quotes
‘Teaching with the Enemy’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Frasier: I want you all to know... I'm not blaming her. It's because of me that my life is in the arms of another man.
Woody: Uh, well, you mean "wife," don't you, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: What?
Woody: You said "life." "It's because of me my life is in the arms of another man."
Cliff: Oh, that's a- That's a Freudian slip there, Woody.
Woody: What's a Freudian slip?
Cliff: Oh, that's when you say one thing when you're actually thinking about a mother.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Just give me a minute to, uh, to brace myself. Uh, I know, I'll simply imagine the worst thing you could possibly tell me, and whatever your news is, it will pale by comparison. In fact, whatever it is, it... It'll be a relief. Okay, okay, uh... What is the worst thing I can imagine? All right, I've got it. Lilith, your news, please.
Lilith: This afternoon, in a moment of extreme weakness I cheated on you.
Frasier: That was it! That was the worst thing!
Lilith: Try to remain calm.
Frasier: How can I remain calm when you tell me you slept with another man?! You slut!
Quote from Frasier
Lilith: This is a very serious matter, Frasier.
Frasier: Yes, it is serious, Lilith. However, I will refrain from indulging in cliched reactions: rage, the crying, the screaming, the hurling of epithets: Tramp, whore, slut, floozy, bitch, ad infinitum.
Lilith: You did call me slut.
Frasier: Yes, but I didn't call you a tramp, whore, floozy or bitch. I have too much respect for you even though you have been a slut.