Cliff Quote #732
Quote from Cliff in Bar Wars VI: This Time It's for Real
Sam: Oh, Gary went all the way, didn't he? Look at that guy. Dark shirt, shiny suit, jewelry.
Carla: If you want to get a girl, you got to know how to dress.
Sam: Uh, fellas? Excuse me, uh, Mr. Carpaccio?
Frank Carpaccio: Yeah, what is it?
Sam: My name's Sam Malone, sir. We're from Cheers.
Frank Carpaccio: Oh, yeah. You're a bunch of funny guys over there, aren't you?
Sam: Uh, yeah, about that, sir, we're here to apologize.
Frank Carpaccio: You are?
Sam: Oh, yes, sir, you see, uh, we had this kind of friendly rivalry with the previous owner, Gary, and, you know, we just thought we'd try to start a little something with you, that's all. We didn't mean any harm by it.
Frank Carpaccio: Well, Mr. Malone, I appreciate your coming down here to tell me this. Shows you got respect. I didn't scare you too much, did l? [laughs]
Cliff: Yes, sir, you know, it'll take much more than an exploding door to, uh, scare off Clifford Clavin.
Woody: Well, what about that clown at the car wash?
Cliff: I'm a little bit frightened of clowns, okay? It's normal.
‘Bar Wars VI: This Time It's for Real’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Sam: Come on. It's a golden opportunity. We can win this time. We can steal all of Gary's best ideas and use 'em against this new guy. And you remember how Gary's always going first? We can learn from that. We can move first ourselves.
Frasier: Very good, Sam. As that famous prankster Santayana once said, "Those who do not learn from history are condemned to repeat it."
Woody: You got that right, Doctor Crane. Back in high school I was condemned to repeat History three times. By the way, the same goes for Mathematics.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Boy, every time I set foot in this place, it gives me the creeps.
All: Norm!
Cliff: How do they know you in here?
Norm: Hey, Sammy closes on Christmas morning. Okay?
Quote from Sam
Carla: [phone rings] Must be the agent. Hello?
Sam: Carla, hi!
Carla: Sam?
Sam: How you doing?
Carla: Terrible! We're stuck out here in the middle of nowhere, waiting for someone to pick us up.
Sam: You're all alone?
Carla: Yeah, for about 200 miles.
Sam: Wow! Is it cold?
Carla: Yeah, Sam, I'm cold. I'm freezing. I'm thinking about hugging Clavin.
Sam: Boy, what a shame. Hey, listen, honey, you remember, uh, last Halloween when you guys pulled that hilarious stunt on me making me think that Gary was dead and that I was responsible for it?
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Well... gotcha!