Carla Quote #1179
Quote from Carla in Bar Wars VI: This Time It's for Real
Agent Carmichael: Anyway, yesterday evening, we made a recording of a conversation in which Mr.
Carpaccio threatened you, Mr. Malone, along with several other unidentified people, whose lives are all in danger now.
Sam: Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Carla: Wait a minute. What does this have to do with us?
Agent Carmichael: Well, we'd like all of you to testify against Mr. Carpaccio in court.
Carla: Excuse me.
Sam: What? What are you doing?
Carla: Look, if I can get to confession fast enough, maybe I can get capped in a state of grace.
Sam: Carla, come on, that's not gonna help.
Carla: Look, Sam, they want us to sing against this guy in court, okay? We'll all be dead.
Woody: Us? What about our pets?
‘Bar Wars VI: This Time It's for Real’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Sam: Come on. It's a golden opportunity. We can win this time. We can steal all of Gary's best ideas and use 'em against this new guy. And you remember how Gary's always going first? We can learn from that. We can move first ourselves.
Frasier: Very good, Sam. As that famous prankster Santayana once said, "Those who do not learn from history are condemned to repeat it."
Woody: You got that right, Doctor Crane. Back in high school I was condemned to repeat History three times. By the way, the same goes for Mathematics.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Boy, every time I set foot in this place, it gives me the creeps.
All: Norm!
Cliff: How do they know you in here?
Norm: Hey, Sammy closes on Christmas morning. Okay?
Quote from Sam
Carla: [phone rings] Must be the agent. Hello?
Sam: Carla, hi!
Carla: Sam?
Sam: How you doing?
Carla: Terrible! We're stuck out here in the middle of nowhere, waiting for someone to pick us up.
Sam: You're all alone?
Carla: Yeah, for about 200 miles.
Sam: Wow! Is it cold?
Carla: Yeah, Sam, I'm cold. I'm freezing. I'm thinking about hugging Clavin.
Sam: Boy, what a shame. Hey, listen, honey, you remember, uh, last Halloween when you guys pulled that hilarious stunt on me making me think that Gary was dead and that I was responsible for it?
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Well... gotcha!