Sam Quote #1615
Quote from Sam in Smotherly Love
Norm: So, you remember to put that, uh, that black 17, buddy?
Sam: Yeah, you know, about that Norm...
Norm: Yeah?
Sam: You know, the strangest thing happened. I put all your money on black 17.
Norm: And lost, right?
Sam: No, no, no, it hit, it hit.
Norm: It hit?! All right!
Sam: But Debbie got so excited, she started jumping up and down and and by the time, she was finished, l, uh l, uh, had accidentally let your winnings ride.
Norm: I could kill you! You did that?
Sam: And it hit again.
Norm: Whoa! What are the odds on that?
Sam: Pretty damned steep, buddy. [gives Norm a check]
Norm: I don't believe it!
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‘Smotherly Love’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Norm: What the heck, you know, easy come, easy go, Sammy. It was found money, I figured, so why not do something that I always wanted to do with it. So, I went down, and I bought a boat. Isn't it a beauty?
Sam: I can't believe that, man.
Norm: What?
Sam: You spent it?
Norm: Hah...
Sam: After all those years of me carrying you while you were unemployed?!
Norm: Well yeah, but...
Sam: You're my friend? I- I listen to all your stupid little comments every day? I- I let you run up the largest bar tab in history, and then you come into some money and you tell me you don't pay me back? You- You spend it on a stupid boat?! Well, I hope you and the stupid boat sink! You big deadbeat!
Norm: Sammy, l... I bought the boat for you. See, it's, it's the Mayday Malone, see?
Sam: I mean, thank you.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Uh, how come, uh, black 17, Norm?
Norm: Oh, uh, well, 17 is 'cause, uh, Vera and I were married on the 17th.
Cliff: Oh.
Norm: And black is because Vera and I were married on the 17th.
Quote from Lilith
Frasier: Oh, hello, dear.
Lilith: You caught me. I'm hiding.
Frasier: Yeah, well, this is as good a place as any. This is where I always come to hide from my problems. I mean, my- my work problems, of course. You know, my- my domestic life is just, well...
Lilith: Things are looking up, Frasier. I've been researching the problem of how to deal with an overbearing mother. I think you'll be delighted to learn that I've hit upon the perfect course of action.
Frasier: Oh, darling, how exciting! A breakthrough! What's the plan?
Lilith: To acquiesce totally. Yes, I'm going to let my mother run roughshod over me. It's time to cut our losses. I'm at the third from final turn in the maze and unbeknownst to me, the researcher has removed the cheese.
Frasier: Your analogies always bring it home, dear.