Sam Quote #1617
Quote from Sam in Smotherly Love
Norm: What the heck, you know, easy come, easy go, Sammy. It was found money, I figured, so why not do something that I always wanted to do with it. So, I went down, and I bought a boat. Isn't it a beauty?
Sam: I can't believe that, man.
Norm: What?
Sam: You spent it?
Norm: Hah...
Sam: After all those years of me carrying you while you were unemployed?!
Norm: Well yeah, but...
Sam: You're my friend? I- I listen to all your stupid little comments every day? I- I let you run up the largest bar tab in history, and then you come into some money and you tell me you don't pay me back? You- You spend it on a stupid boat?! Well, I hope you and the stupid boat sink! You big deadbeat!
Norm: Sammy, l... I bought the boat for you. See, it's, it's the Mayday Malone, see?
Sam: I mean, thank you.
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‘Smotherly Love’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Uh, how come, uh, black 17, Norm?
Norm: Oh, uh, well, 17 is 'cause, uh, Vera and I were married on the 17th.
Cliff: Oh.
Norm: And black is because Vera and I were married on the 17th.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Yeah, still can't get your mother off your back, huh? It's very difficult for me to relate to.
Lilith: Really?
Cliff: Oh, yeah. Ma and I don't have any problems. You know, in fact, most people find it's hard to tell that we're even related. [chuckles] Folks down at Club Med are very surprised when they find out we're mother and son. Shocked even.
Quote from Lilith
Frasier: Oh, hello, dear.
Lilith: You caught me. I'm hiding.
Frasier: Yeah, well, this is as good a place as any. This is where I always come to hide from my problems. I mean, my- my work problems, of course. You know, my- my domestic life is just, well...
Lilith: Things are looking up, Frasier. I've been researching the problem of how to deal with an overbearing mother. I think you'll be delighted to learn that I've hit upon the perfect course of action.
Frasier: Oh, darling, how exciting! A breakthrough! What's the plan?
Lilith: To acquiesce totally. Yes, I'm going to let my mother run roughshod over me. It's time to cut our losses. I'm at the third from final turn in the maze and unbeknownst to me, the researcher has removed the cheese.
Frasier: Your analogies always bring it home, dear.