Woody Quote #673

Quote from Woody in Bar Wars V: The Final Judgment

Rebecca: Sam, he just told you he's sick.
Sam: [laughs] She fell for that! [mocking tone] High blood pressure. My wife's in the car waiting for me. [normal voice] Honey, don't you see what he's trying to do? He's getting me to lower my guard. Oh, this is good, this is good. All we got to figure out now is, is something that'll really spook him tonight.
Cliff: Yeah. Yeah.
Norm: Yeah.
Woody: Well, Sam, how about using the old bloody thumb? That's pretty scary.
Sam: Come on, man, forget the old bloody thumb. No chump would fall for that. [Sam screams as he opens the cash register and sees the thumb] Oh, gee!
Woody: Helps to have the right chump.

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 ‘Bar Wars V: The Final Judgment’ Quotes

Quote from Lilith

Frasier: Freddy is, of course, bedecked in the garb of superhero crime fighter Spider-Man.
Lilith: Interestingly, Spider-Man acquired his supernatural powers from the bite of a radioactive spider. I tried to explain to Frederick what would happen if one were really bitten by a radioactive spider, but he just cried.

Quote from Sam

Rebecca: Sam, stop it. The game is over. A man is dead. You know, it's getting a little bit embarrassing.
Frasier: It's time for you to face the fact that Gary is dead. That you had a hand in his death. We all did. That's the end of it.
Sam: Yeah, maybe you're right. All right, I admit it. Waah-waah, he's dead. [laughs] Come on, you guys. Lookit, he's bluffing. I wonder how far he's really going to take this thing.
[later, at the wake in Gary's Olde Towne Tavern:]
Sam: I'll be he's not even in there. [opens coffin] Okay, so he's in there. I still think it's a trick. If he wants to stay in there and suffocate, it's fine with me; it's his funeral.

Quote from Sam

Sam: He's gone. He's really gone.
Frasier: Gary had to go out of his way to prove it to you, but, yes, Sam, he's gone.
Sam: I feel like I've lost my best friend.
Carla: Having Gary around was, like, the one thing that always seemed to pull us together as a group.
Cliff: Yeah. Gary really brought out the best in us, huh?
Norm: No, Cliffie, he brought out the worst in us.
Paul: He will be missed.
Sam: Boy, I'll tell you, I've done a lot of things that I regret, but I'll never be able to make up for this one. You know, maybe it's time I stopped acting like an overgrown child. I mean, a man is dead because I did not have the maturity to know when to stop. Never thought I'd say this, but I miss Gary. He's a he's a true friend.
Frasier: That would have made a better eulogy than "Get out of there, Gary."