Carla Quote #1104
Quote from Carla in The Norm Who Came to Dinner
Rebecca: Carla, I did it. It's almost closing time, and here's my little egg. Safe and sound. Pay up.
Carla: Darn the luck! [sighs] Say, uh, you don't have change for a 20, do you?
Rebecca: Where did you get all that money?
Carla: Well, I bet some of the guys that I could make you carry an egg around the bar for three days running. I won 150 bucks. Here's your five. Go crazy.
Rebecca: The important thing to remember here is that I proved my point.
Carla: What did you prove? That you could take care of an egg? [chuckles] You know, babies are a lot bigger and heavier. Now, if you could, say, uh, carry a watermelon say, between your legs, from one end of the bar to the other, and cluck like a chicken, now, that would prove that you're ready for motherhood.
Rebecca: Good night, Carla. [exits]
Woody: Here's your 20, Carla. I thought she'd do it.
Cheers Quotes
‘The Norm Who Came to Dinner’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Lilith: [enters] Norm!
Woody: Oh, no, Dr. Sternin-Crane, you're supposed to yell "Norm" when he comes in the door. Don't worry. It took me a little while to get used to it, too.
Quote from Lilith
Lilith: You know, Norm, you may find this surprising, but I'm somewhat off-putting to most people. No, no, it's, it's true. I don't have many friends. I've never been very good at making friends.
Norm: I think it's easy, Lilith. Um, you just have to relax a bit, you know? Just sort of loosen up.
Lilith: You mean just be myself?
Norm: No. Uh, you weren't listening. Just relax. Loosen up.
Lilith: Okay, I'll try it. [sighs] Oh, wow, this feels much better.
Norm: See?
Lilith: I've been looking at this all wrong. I'm going to go back to my house, and I'm going to be the life of that party. And it won't be that disorganized, carousing fun they've been having. It's going to be good, clean, organized fun. We'll play Pictionary, then Boticelli, then it's Charades till dawn. I'll rush home and type up a party schedule. I'll make copies. Oh, I wonder if they have a copy center open at this hour. I know. Why not make a game out of trying to find one? [exits]
Norm: [on the phone] Frasier, it's Norm. Get out of the house while you still can.
Quote from Norm
Sam: Okay, guys, hurry up and get your lunch orders in. Dip 'n Fry closes in 20 minutes.
Norm: Yeah, if we don't hurry, they'll change the grease.
Cliff: So, I... I can't seem to make up my mind here.
Norm: Cliffie, every day you stare at that damn menu, and every day you order the wing dings.
Cliff: Well, maybe I would like something different today, Norm.
Norm: Yeah, okay. Sammy, I'm gonna have the, uh, baked potato, please, with, uh, sour cream and butter, and, um, put some cheddar on there, please. Oh, and, uh, some jack cheese.
Sam: Bacon bits?
Norm: No, no, I'm watching my cholesterol.
Sam: Cliffie?
Cliff: I'll have the, uh... wing dings.