Paul Quote #10

Quote from Paul in The Norm Who Came to Dinner

Cliff: You know, Norm, it's a little bit strange watchin' TV at eye level.
Norm: You get used to it, though.
Lilith: No, actually, you probably won't get used to it, Cliff. Remember, you're just stopping by.
Cliff: Oh, I don't know there, Lilith. I mean, uh, Sam's pourin', you got ESPN. It's just like Cheers.
Lilith: Yes, but it's not Cheers. This is a private home, and comfortable though it may be, I'm sure you have other things to do.
Sam: You know, Cliff, Lilith's right. You've got your route to finish. We'll be here when you get back.
Lilith: Uh, gentlemen, I'm afraid the party is over. As enjoyable as this has been, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
[When Lilith opens the door, Paul and Phil are there]
Paul: Well, this must be the place.
Phil: He drives like a maniac.
Paul: How would you know? You were playing with my radio the whole way.
Phil: How can you listen to that crap?

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 ‘The Norm Who Came to Dinner’ Quotes

Quote from Woody

Lilith: [enters] Norm!
Woody: Oh, no, Dr. Sternin-Crane, you're supposed to yell "Norm" when he comes in the door. Don't worry. It took me a little while to get used to it, too.

Quote from Lilith

Lilith: You know, Norm, you may find this surprising, but I'm somewhat off-putting to most people. No, no, it's, it's true. I don't have many friends. I've never been very good at making friends.
Norm: I think it's easy, Lilith. Um, you just have to relax a bit, you know? Just sort of loosen up.
Lilith: You mean just be myself?
Norm: No. Uh, you weren't listening. Just relax. Loosen up.
Lilith: Okay, I'll try it. [sighs] Oh, wow, this feels much better.
Norm: See?
Lilith: I've been looking at this all wrong. I'm going to go back to my house, and I'm going to be the life of that party. And it won't be that disorganized, carousing fun they've been having. It's going to be good, clean, organized fun. We'll play Pictionary, then Boticelli, then it's Charades till dawn. I'll rush home and type up a party schedule. I'll make copies. Oh, I wonder if they have a copy center open at this hour. I know. Why not make a game out of trying to find one? [exits]
Norm: [on the phone] Frasier, it's Norm. Get out of the house while you still can.

Quote from Norm

Sam: Okay, guys, hurry up and get your lunch orders in. Dip 'n Fry closes in 20 minutes.
Norm: Yeah, if we don't hurry, they'll change the grease.
Cliff: So, I... I can't seem to make up my mind here.
Norm: Cliffie, every day you stare at that damn menu, and every day you order the wing dings.
Cliff: Well, maybe I would like something different today, Norm.
Norm: Yeah, okay. Sammy, I'm gonna have the, uh, baked potato, please, with, uh, sour cream and butter, and, um, put some cheddar on there, please. Oh, and, uh, some jack cheese.
Sam: Bacon bits?
Norm: No, no, I'm watching my cholesterol.
Sam: Cliffie?
Cliff: I'll have the, uh... wing dings.