Frasier Quote #549

Quote from Frasier in Get Your Kicks on Route 666

Frasier: Say, uh, where's, where's Norm?
Sam: Oh, he's asleep in the back here.
Frasier: Yeah? Well... Well, he's not asleep anymore.
Cliff: Oh, hey, he's gone!
Sam: Well, he's got to be around here someplace.
All: Norm! Norm! Normie! Norm! Normie! Norm! Here, Norm!
Cliff: You, you don't suppose some wolf dragged him off in the night, do you?
Sam: Well, maybe we ought to take a look for him.
Frasier: Not me. I don't want to meet the wolf that can drag off Norm.

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 ‘Get Your Kicks on Route 666’ Quotes

Quote from Cliff

Cliff: Ah, here we are wasting away in the desert. I never pictured that the four of us would go out like this.
Norm: How did you picture it, Cliff?
Cliff: Well, I pictured, uh, Sammy getting topped by a jealous husband. Norm, I figured you'd, you know, heart attack. Frasier, here...
Frasier: Cliff, l- I don't want to hear it.
Cliff: You bet you don't.

Quote from Norm

Frasier: What about you, Norm?
Norm: Well, there was one time, uh, we thought Vera was pregnant, and then it turns out she wasn't.
Frasier: I'm sorry, Norm.
Cliff: You never told me that, buddy.
Norm: Well, it turns out she was lying. She didn't tell me till after the wedding. I must have cried for a week.

Quote from Paul

Paul: I could have gone with those guys on that little road trip, you know.
Lilith: I know.
Paul: I just wasn't here when they decided to go.
Lilith: So you've said.
Paul: They, uh, probably tried to call me and hung up on my machine.
Lilith: Hmm.
Paul: Sometimes it doesn't record the hang-ups.
Lilith: Mm-hmm.
Paul: You're not much of a conversationalist, are you?
Carla: Where is everybody?
Paul: Probably in New Mexico by now. You know, I could've gone with 'em if they'd just left a message.