Carla Quote #1062
Quote from Carla in Carla Loves Clavin
Cliff: Well, that- That did sort of hurt my back a little bit. You know, I wondered if you might... Uh, no, never mind. I could never ask you.
Carla: Oh, no, Cliff. Uh, would you like me to get you something for your back? Some, uh, heating pad or some Doan's Pills?
Cliff: Well, well, you know a little, uh, back rub might help a little.
Carla: Wouldn't you rather have a heating pad or some Doan's Pills?
Cliff: Right there between the, uh, scapuli.
Carla: Why, uh, sure. [rubs Cliff's back]
Cliff: Oh, that feels good. Ah! You know, Carla, what the heck. I'll just take off my shirt and you can come in the office with me and really knead the flesh. [Norm makes tire squealing sound]
Carla: Okay. But if I'm not out of there in 15 minutes, nail that door shut, call my kids and tell them I died in a hideous explosion. I wouldn't want them to know the truth.
Cheers Quotes
‘Carla Loves Clavin’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Woody: Boy, that Carla sure is smart, buttering up to Mr. Clavin so she'll win. Wish I'd had those smarts when I was doing the county fair circuit with my hog Maribelle. Rule number one: you got to schmooze. You gotta go to the right parties. You gotta sell out. I wouldn't. So I brought Maribelle home a loser. It broke my heart.
Frasier: How was Maribelle?
Woody: Not bad with applesauce.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Okay, Rebecca, uh, here's the deal. I'll paint the whole office, including woodwork, and, uh, it'll run you 400.
Rebecca: $400 sounds reasonable.
Norm: Oh, no, that's 400 beers. The "B" with the slanty line through it. It's kind of my own special currency.
Rebecca: It's a deal.
Quote from Sam
Sam: Well, this year they're holding it at Cheers.
Norm: All right!
Paul: All right!
Sam: No, no, no, no. No, It's not what you think. They changed all the categories here. Listen to this. Speed, efficiency, memorization, personal warmth, courtesy. I mean, it's like bra size doesn't even exist anymore!
Frasier: Well, Sam, they're just trying to keep pace with the current social enlightenment. I mean, how would you like to be judged solely on the basis of your looks and your body alone?
Sam: I'd love it. I'd win.