Sam Quote #1443
Quote from Sam in I'm Getting My Act Together and Sticking It in Your Face
Sam: Shoot, shoot, shoot. Hey, guys listen to this. [recorder beeps]
Rebecca: [on machine] Sam, this is Rebecca. I got your message. Hearing your voice made me realize what I'm missing in my life, and and I was such a fool not to have seen it before. My plane lands at midnight tonight, and I'm coming straight to the bar to see you. So will you please, please wait for me? [beep] [Norm and Cliff snicker]
Sam: What am I gonna do? I mean, do you think that she's coming back here because I left that message on her machine?
Norm: Yeah.
Sam: Hey, will you be serious here for a minute? Just once I'd like to have a serious conversation in this damn bar.
Norm: Okay. Fine. Mm-hmm.
Sam: Do you really think that she's rushing back because I said I love you?
Norm: Mm, yeah.
Sam: What do you know. I'm gonna talk to somebody who knows something around here. What do you think?
Lilith: You're dead meat on a stick.
Sam: No, I'm not dead meat on a stick.
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‘I'm Getting My Act Together and Sticking It in Your Face’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: All right. Gather around, everyone. I am going to right a horrible wrong. I am going to read to you Dickens' classic, A Tale of Two Cities, and you will see just how much fun great literature can be. [all groaning] "Book the First. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."
Norm: Hey, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. Which was it?
Frasier: Just stay tuned, Norm.
Norm: "It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness. It was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity."
Cliff: Boy, this Dickens guy really liked to keep his butt covered, didn't he?
Frasier: "There was a king with a large jaw, and a queen with a plain face, on the throne of England." [the guys turn around] "And... and..." "...and there was a bloodthirsty clown, who beckoned innocent children into the sewer, and swallowed them whole."
Cliff: Ah! That's a neat trick.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You know, at the risk of sounding insensitive, I'm... I'm glad she's getting out of here. Her walking around in that wedding dress was just a tad too "Miss Havisham" for me.
Sam: Who?
Frasier: Miss Havisham. Famous character from Charles Dickens' Great Expectations. Spends the entire novel walking around in her wedding dress.
Norm: What?!
Frasier: Yes. Well, surely you know it. It's Great Expectations. Pip? Miss Havisham? Magwich? And, uh... And four pizza-loving turtles who practice martial arts in the sewer.
Norm: Oh, cowabunga, dudes!
Cliff: You know, there's a lot of people don't realize that that was a comic book first.
Quote from Rebecca
Sam: [on the phone] What are you doing? Where are you going?
Rebecca: I'm- l'm going home to San Diego, Sam. I want to try and forget Boston. I want to erase the last three years of my life.
Sam: It's been five, Rebecca.
Rebecca: [sobs] Has it been that long?