Kelly Quote #19
Quote from Kelly in Woody Interruptus
Kelly: Henri, my new best friend from Paris. Woody, this is Henri. Henri, this is Woody.
Henri: Ah, Woody. Yes, I've heard so much about you. Yeah. Give me 40 bucks, please. I have to pay for the cab. Thanks. I'll be right back. [exits]
Woody: Kelly, that guy just take me for 40 bucks, kiss you twice and leave?
Kelly: Woody, you're so American!
Kelly: Henri is my photography teacher. He's the greatest. He showed me all of Paris, taught me all about French food, taught me not to be ashamed of my body, and he... He lectured me in history and art.
Woody: Wait. Wait. Wait. C- Can we go back to that body thing?
Kelly: Henri took some art photographs of me. They were very tasteful.
Woody: You guys aren't...
Kelly: Ugh! No, of course not! He's just here on vacation. Sure, he's always joking about how he's gonna steal me away from you, but he's only kidding.
Cheers Quotes
‘Woody Interruptus’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Woody: I can't believe Kelly would be so mad at me just 'cause I stood up to Henri. It's like she's starting to like him better than me. Hey, Sam, you don't think that maybe they've been to...
Sam: To the back of the barn?
Woody: I was gonna say to bed together. What- What is the back of the barn? What does that mean? That- That's- That's where the compost heap is. I can't think of any place less romantic.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Kelly's coming back from France.
Frasier: Ah! She's hopping the pond, eh?
Woody: The what?
Frasier: The pond. It's a reference to the Atlantic.
Woody: Uh, the Atlantic is an ocean, not a pond, Dr. Crane. How many of those have you had?
Frasier: Apparently, not enough.
Woody: Boy, I am really nervous. It seems like Kelly's been gone a year.
Frasier: How long has she been gone?
Woody: A year. Can I put some ice in that drink for you, Dr. Crane?
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: Henri, you're gonna love this. Woody thinks you really are trying to steal me away from him.
Henri: Oh! [laughs] Oh, that's so funny. I am, you know. Right out from under your nose. [laughs]
Kelly: See how he is, Woody? He really cracks me up.
Woody: [laughs] Yeah, that's a good one. Now, I got one for you, Henri. Get your hands off my girlfriend.
Kelly: Henri, if you'll excuse us a moment. Woody, I think you were a little rude to Henri just now.
Woody: Yeah, well, I think Henri was a little rude, too.
Kelly: He's supposed to be rude; he's French.