Frasier Quote #482
Quote from Frasier in Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure
Cliff: Yeah, I bet you nobody even remembers what started the silly argument in the first place.
Woody: I do. Sam cut up his gold card. [laughs] That was funny.
Sam: Woody, come on, we're, uh... You know, I apologized for that. We're beyond that right now.
Frasier: Is that it? That is the sum total of your contrition? I mean, I know you're not Walt Whitman, Sam, but I mean, really a couple more "uhs" and "you knows" would at least lend it a little creditability.
Sam: Well, you didn't let me finish, Frasier. I was going to say that I'm sorry that you were such a big jerk yesterday and that you're such a big baby today.
Frasier: Well, that tears it. When I walk out this time, believe me when I tell you that I will never brighten this door again.
‘Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Oh, here's Sam.
Carla: Oh, come on, Sammy. Hey, Sammy. Sammy, open up. It's freezing!
Sam: Hey, what are you guys standing around for? How come somebody didn't let you in?
Carla: I left my keys home.
Sam: Oh, no, I was counting on yours.
Rebecca: I left mine in the office. Hurry up! It's cold!
Sam: Well, how are we gonna get in here?
Norm: 'Morning, everybody.
All: Norm! [keys jangling]
Norm: Sorry I'm late. [enters]
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Sorry I took so long getting here this morning.
Frasier: Sam, you know, this is the fourth time this week that you've been late. As a responsible businessman and the owner of this bar, you owe it to yourself to stick to a more responsible schedule, you know.
Cliff: Absolutely. If the post office ran its business the way you run yours... Never mind.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Sam, I am not asking you. I'm telling you! Give me back my card!
Sam: Don't take that tone of voice with me!
Man: Frasier, can I help? I have a card that works.
Frasier: Oh shut up, you Skinnerian baboon!