John Allen Hill Quote #3
Quote from John Allen Hill in Bad Neighbor Sam
John: Well, Mr. Malone, uh, please make sure your patrons use this mat before tracking dirt up to Melville's.
Sam: Oh, uh, John, you know, I... Listen, I really don't think so.
John: Oh. Well, fine. Uh, oh, by the way I... I think this will amuse you, Sam. In looking at the property map that came with my title deed, it appears that the area beyond that hallway actually belongs to me.
Sam: Oh, no, no, John. That's, uh that's the pool room, and those are our bathrooms.
John: No, no, no. Look here. You see? Apparently, it was Melville's old storage basement.
Sam: Uh-huh, uh-huh.
John: Don't. Don't get alarmed. I have no designs on them. I just mentioned it, because I thought it was amusing.
Sam: [laughs weakly] That's- That's very funny. Um... so, do we still get to use it?
John: Of course! We're neighbors. Neighbors help each other.
Sam: Yeah, well, of c- Yeah, of course they do. Of course they... You know, I got an idea. Why don't you let me help you put this duck mat right down at the foot of the stairs?
John: Well, that's very thoughtful of you, Sam.
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‘Bad Neighbor Sam’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Sam! Sam! Sam, stop it. Relax. Listen, don't let your anger get the better of you. That's the worst thing you can do in a business situation.
Sam: Well, maybe you're right. I don't know. It just... You know, it seems to me like he's turning our bar into well, into something Diane would have liked.
Frasier: All right, Sam. You hold him, I'll hit him.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Um... Excuse me, I was, uh... I was sitting, uh... sitting there?
Man: Oh, there was no one here when we came in.
Norm: No, I mean, yesterday. And I mean, really since the Ford administration.
Man: We're just waiting for our table up in Melville's.
Norm: So you'll move?
Man: Look, there's lots of other stools.
Norm: Um... [chuckles slightly] Um... [clears throat] Look, uh, um... Sounds kind of silly... I'm, uh... I'm Norm.
Man: I'm Jeffrey, and this is Hillary.
Woman: Nice to meet you. What do you do, Norm?
Norm: I sit there.
Quote from John Allen Hill
John: Well, Mr. Malone, since we're going to be neighbors, I brought a little gift for your tavern.
Sam: Oh! Look at that. Hey, all right. It's a welcome mat with a duck on it. Look at that. Well, we've never really used a doormat before.
Carla: Well, not counting Clavin.
Sam: Do you, uh... Do you think this kind of thing goes in a sports bar?
John: Oh...
Woody: Well, back in Hanover, duck hunting is considered one of the manliest of sports. We used to do it all the time.
Sam: You- You actually shot ducks, Woody?
Woody: Oh, no. It was just an excuse for the guys to get together and drink hot cocoa and blow those little quacker dealies, right? I had the best one. I made it out of a Good and Plenty box.
John: He's cute. Does he come with his own dueling banjo?