Frasier Quote #463
Quote from Frasier in Bad Neighbor Sam
Frasier: Sam! Sam! Sam, stop it. Relax. Listen, don't let your anger get the better of you. That's the worst thing you can do in a business situation.
Sam: Well, maybe you're right. I don't know. It just... You know, it seems to me like he's turning our bar into well, into something Diane would have liked.
Frasier: All right, Sam. You hold him, I'll hit him.
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‘Bad Neighbor Sam’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: Um... Excuse me, I was, uh... I was sitting, uh... sitting there?
Man: Oh, there was no one here when we came in.
Norm: No, I mean, yesterday. And I mean, really since the Ford administration.
Man: We're just waiting for our table up in Melville's.
Norm: So you'll move?
Man: Look, there's lots of other stools.
Norm: Um... [chuckles slightly] Um... [clears throat] Look, uh, um... Sounds kind of silly... I'm, uh... I'm Norm.
Man: I'm Jeffrey, and this is Hillary.
Woman: Nice to meet you. What do you do, Norm?
Norm: I sit there.
Quote from John Allen Hill
John: Well, Mr. Malone, since we're going to be neighbors, I brought a little gift for your tavern.
Sam: Oh! Look at that. Hey, all right. It's a welcome mat with a duck on it. Look at that. Well, we've never really used a doormat before.
Carla: Well, not counting Clavin.
Sam: Do you, uh... Do you think this kind of thing goes in a sports bar?
John: Oh...
Woody: Well, back in Hanover, duck hunting is considered one of the manliest of sports. We used to do it all the time.
Sam: You- You actually shot ducks, Woody?
Woody: Oh, no. It was just an excuse for the guys to get together and drink hot cocoa and blow those little quacker dealies, right? I had the best one. I made it out of a Good and Plenty box.
John: He's cute. Does he come with his own dueling banjo?
Quote from Sam
Sam: Oh, God! Oh, he's making me insane! Oh!
Carla: I'd say that scream makes it official. Woody, who won the pool?
Woody: Well... Oh, Sam, you aren't gonna believe this. The winner of the $200 is our friendly new neighbor, John A. Hill.
Sam: [grunts] [yells] He gets paid $200 to make me insane? No, he can't get away with this. No, this is not fair. I'll tell you something, I'm gonna make him take down that brick wall, brick by brick, with his own little polished fingernails. I need... I need to get back. I need revenge. Ooh, yes, yes. The mat. The stupid mat. I've always hated this mat. This is a mat from hell. [tries to rip it] Never mind. Never mind. Where's my sledgehammer? Yeah, die you stupid duck. [grunting]
Carla: Sammy. You're not making a dent in it.
Sam: Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Watch this. [laughs] [pants] Burn, Donald, burn. [laughs] It won't burn. Say, this is a pretty good mat, isn't it? I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take this home for myself. I'm gonna bring back one of those cheap ones, the kind that wear out all the time, and then he'll have to replace it himself every month. I win!