Quote from John Allen Hill in Bad Neighbor Sam
John: Well, Mr. Malone, since we're going to be neighbors, I brought a little gift for your tavern. Sam: Oh! Look at that. Hey, all right. It's a welcome mat with a duck on it. Look at that. Well, we've never really used a doormat before. Carla: Well, not counting Clavin. Sam: Do you, uh... Do you think this kind of thing goes in a sports bar? John: Oh... Woody: Well, back in Hanover, duck hunting is considered one of the manliest of sports. We used to do it all the time. Sam: You- You actually shot ducks, Woody? Woody: Oh, no. It was just an excuse for the guys to get together and drink hot cocoa and blow those little quacker dealies, right? I had the best one. I made it out of a Good and Plenty box. John: He's cute. Does he come with his own dueling banjo?