John Allen Hill Quote #5
Quote from John Allen Hill in Bad Neighbor Sam
Sam: Uh, things have just gotten too far out of hand here. I mean, come on, we're neighbors. We need to, well, we need to learn to live together. We- We need each other.
John: I don't need you.
Sam: Oh, God, you're evil. I can't fight the evil. I- I- I give up, Mr. Hill. You know, the funny thing is, I... When I got my bar back just recently, I thought, "Hey, Sam, you're on top of the world here. Your life's finally turning around. You're in charge of your own destiny." But I was wrong. You have my bathrooms, Mr. Hill. You hold all the cards. You're everything. You're God. I'm nothing. Here's your rent.
John: I'm sorry, Sam, I was wrong. I don't want your money.
Sam: You don't?
John: No, I just want you to make that speech to me in public every month when your rent is due.
Sam: No, no. I was wrong, you're not God. You're- You're some big petty, mean nothing. I'll tell you know I'm gonna give you your rent every month, and every month from here on out, and I'll tell you, every time I do I'm gonna write right down here on the memo part, "You're not God." There. How do you like that?
John: Well, you certainly put me in my place. I'll just, uh, take your money and go.
Sam: Yeah. Good, good.
John: Oh, by the way, when I came in, I noticed they were towing your car again.
Sam: What for? I didn't park in your space.
John: No, but it was in a fire lane. I don't make the rules. I just notify the authorities when they're broken.
Cheers Quotes
‘Bad Neighbor Sam’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Sam! Sam! Sam, stop it. Relax. Listen, don't let your anger get the better of you. That's the worst thing you can do in a business situation.
Sam: Well, maybe you're right. I don't know. It just... You know, it seems to me like he's turning our bar into well, into something Diane would have liked.
Frasier: All right, Sam. You hold him, I'll hit him.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Um... Excuse me, I was, uh... I was sitting, uh... sitting there?
Man: Oh, there was no one here when we came in.
Norm: No, I mean, yesterday. And I mean, really since the Ford administration.
Man: We're just waiting for our table up in Melville's.
Norm: So you'll move?
Man: Look, there's lots of other stools.
Norm: Um... [chuckles slightly] Um... [clears throat] Look, uh, um... Sounds kind of silly... I'm, uh... I'm Norm.
Man: I'm Jeffrey, and this is Hillary.
Woman: Nice to meet you. What do you do, Norm?
Norm: I sit there.
Quote from John Allen Hill
John: Well, Mr. Malone, since we're going to be neighbors, I brought a little gift for your tavern.
Sam: Oh! Look at that. Hey, all right. It's a welcome mat with a duck on it. Look at that. Well, we've never really used a doormat before.
Carla: Well, not counting Clavin.
Sam: Do you, uh... Do you think this kind of thing goes in a sports bar?
John: Oh...
Woody: Well, back in Hanover, duck hunting is considered one of the manliest of sports. We used to do it all the time.
Sam: You- You actually shot ducks, Woody?
Woody: Oh, no. It was just an excuse for the guys to get together and drink hot cocoa and blow those little quacker dealies, right? I had the best one. I made it out of a Good and Plenty box.
John: He's cute. Does he come with his own dueling banjo?