Frasier Quote #459
Quote from Frasier in Breaking In Is Hard to Do
Frasier: Greetings, all. The boys are out for an adventure.
Sam: Hey, hey! I'm glad to see you guys. Has the little dude said his first word yet?
Frasier: Well, I thought so, but then I checked my unabridged Oxford English dictionary and I was unable to find the word "gak." Sam, may I have a beer, please, and could you warm up this formula for my little angel?[Frederick crys] Oh, pipe down! You saw me give the bottle to Sam. Does, does water just boil instantly? No! He'll warm it, then you'll get it! And it'll be yum-yum-yum-yum-yum.
Norm: So, uh going a little rough there, Dr. Mom?
Frasier: Well, let's just say that since I have become the primary caregiver to Frederick, I have a newfound respect for those who have decided to stay home and dedicate their lives to the raising of their children. I have also realized that if I were to do it for any amount of time, you would soon hear stories of me sitting naked in a tower with a high-powered rifle.
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Norm: [enters] Morning, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's up?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Oh, yeah. See, as a rule, your, uh, psycho killers don't have families. Nah, they're, uh, they're loners. They may have jobs, they're good to their mothers, but, by and large, they sit alone at night in a dark room, writing their depraved thoughts in a diary.
Norm: Cliffie, you keep a diary, don't you?
Cliff: l, uh, keep a journal, Norm. A journal!
Quote from Lilith
Frasier: I thought that Frederick might enjoy himself.
Lilith: Enjoy himself in a bar? He's 11 months old. What kind of values can he learn here?
Frasier: Well, I- I thought the place had a lot to offer.
Lilith: Oh, please, he'll never learn to speak in this environment.
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
Frederick: Norm!
Lilith: He said "Mommy."