Cliff Quote #564
Quote from Cliff in Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh
Norm: All right, all right, but what do we do about Gary? What are we supposed to do, just sit here and wait and worry?
Carla: Well, what other choice do we have?
Cliff: Fail Safe.
Norm: What?
Carla: Huh?
Cliff: Sure. Fail Safe. Our situation here greatly parallels that film of the early 1960s that delighted and disturbed audiences of that time.
Norm: So your idea is we schnide ourselves before Gary does it to us?
Sam: Do something to ourselves to get back for what we did to Gary?
Carla: Oh, that's crazy. Come on.
Sam: No, no. Wait a minute. It might convince Gary not to do anything to us. We'd be the master of our own fate. And, fellas, bottom line is, we'd be getting it over with. What do you think?
Norm: All right. I buy it. All right. Sammy's right. I say we screw ourselves!
All: [chant] Screw ourselves! Screw ourselves! Screw ourselves!
‘Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Carla: What are you talking about? This is St. Paddy's Day. It's one of the busiest nights of the year. It's when Gary wheels out the big guns.
Sam: He can't do anything worse to us than he did last year. Remember that? The place was packed and Gary and his goons filled our stairwell with potatoes.
Woody: Yeah, and just my luck I was sitting on the bottom step tying my shoe at the time. Lucky for me you guys were able to dig me out. I'd hate to be the second member of my family buried alive by potatoes.
Quote from Woody
Norm: Guys, guys, we're going nuts here. I tell you, man, it's just sheer luck that no one was hurt in this situation, other than Rebecca.
Cliff: Wait, wait, wait, wait. This might be part of Gary's master plan.
Norm: What?
Cliff: Keep us on the edge, off balance.
Woody: Yeah. Mr. Clavin's right. I think Gary's probably playing with us, like a rat with a mouse.
Sam: That's a cat and mouse, Woody. Cat and mouse.
Woody: Sam, a cat and a mouse don't play together. They're mortal enemies. They don't even know the same games. Think before you speak, Sam.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Morning, everyone.
All: Norm!
Sam: What are you up to, Norm?
Norm: My ideal weight if I were 11 feet tall.