Sam Quote #1305
Quote from Sam in Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh
Sam: Say, Rebecca? So you mean that... That Gary had nothing to do with Tecumseh being missing?
Rebecca: Absolutely not.
Sam: Uh-oh.
Rebecca: What's wrong?
Sam: When we shut down Gary's bar on one of the busiest nights of the year, we did that for no good reason at all.
Rebecca: What? What are you talk... What did you do?
Sam: Well, uh... Sweetheart, you remember this, uh, treaty you and Gary signed?
Rebecca: Yes.
Sam: [lights it on fire] Gentlemen... We're at war.
‘Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Carla: What are you talking about? This is St. Paddy's Day. It's one of the busiest nights of the year. It's when Gary wheels out the big guns.
Sam: He can't do anything worse to us than he did last year. Remember that? The place was packed and Gary and his goons filled our stairwell with potatoes.
Woody: Yeah, and just my luck I was sitting on the bottom step tying my shoe at the time. Lucky for me you guys were able to dig me out. I'd hate to be the second member of my family buried alive by potatoes.
Quote from Woody
Norm: Guys, guys, we're going nuts here. I tell you, man, it's just sheer luck that no one was hurt in this situation, other than Rebecca.
Cliff: Wait, wait, wait, wait. This might be part of Gary's master plan.
Norm: What?
Cliff: Keep us on the edge, off balance.
Woody: Yeah. Mr. Clavin's right. I think Gary's probably playing with us, like a rat with a mouse.
Sam: That's a cat and mouse, Woody. Cat and mouse.
Woody: Sam, a cat and a mouse don't play together. They're mortal enemies. They don't even know the same games. Think before you speak, Sam.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Morning, everyone.
All: Norm!
Sam: What are you up to, Norm?
Norm: My ideal weight if I were 11 feet tall.