Sam Quote #1291
Quote from Sam in Woody or Won't He
Mr. Gaines: Sam, you didn't invest any money with Conrad and the guys, did you?
Sam: I sure did... a bundle.
Mr. Gaines: Oh-ho-ho-ho, Sam.
Sam: What?
Mr. Gaines: Maybe you should think about taking some food home.
Sam: Why?
Conrad: Sam, we just found out the company falsified their profits. The S.E.C. suspended trading. Stock's worthless.
Sam: What?
Conrad: Sam, Connie and the guys are known as "the hard luck five."
Conrad: Yeah, we invest in something, down it goes. Say, fellas, what say we fly to Vegas and lose some serious money, huh? We'll bet red all night. [Mr. Gaines chuckles]
Sam: You going to finish that?
Mr. Gaines: No. [Sam takes his slice of cake]
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Woody: Oh, I hope it's a mesquite grill. Then I could make a mess of Aunt Lou's baby back ribs.
Rebecca: It is not a mesquite grill, Woody. It's a mechanical bull.
Woody: Well, it's just as well. Aunt Lou's ribs weren't all that good. Come to think of it, she choked on one of them. Just her luck... It was a week before the Heimlich maneuver came out.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Mrs. Gaines! Jiminy Cricket! Criminy's sake! I don't mean to use foul language, Mrs. Gaines, but, I mean, you've really upset my apple cart.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: Oh, I almost forgot. Sam.
Sam: Yeah?
Kelly: You're invited to come Saturday, too. After all, you're almost a member of the family. Mother, Sam was the one who introduced Woody and me.
Sam: Actually, no, I didn't.
Kelly: You didn't?
Sam: No.
Kelly: Oh, gee, it would be rude to un-invite you now, so l... l guess we're stuck. Well, we'll see you.