Woody Quote #438

Quote from Woody in Two Girls for Every Boyd

Woody: Hey, everybody, that was the director of my community theater! I finally got a lead in one of our plays! [cheering] First, I get a bike when I'm 10, and now this? Boy, l...
Rebecca: Woody, what part are you going to play?
Woody: Oh, I'm playing George Gibbs from Our Town, kind of a naive, small-town guy who's a little shy and sort of backward. Can you believe they chose me?
Woody: Oh, this is really exciting. The girl who's playing Emily is a terrific actress. I mean, actually, she's got kind of an advantage because her real name is Emily.
Rebecca: Ah.
Woody: She don't even have to learn to answer to a different name.
Cliff: Oh. I guess you'll be doing all the real work, then, huh?

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Quote from Carla

Carla: Yeah, I got to hand it to you guys: You are good. Not in the ballpark of Nick Tortelli, though.
Norm: Yeah?
Carla: Now, that was a hairy man. Yeah, you know, the first time I saw him naked, I couldn't even tell he was naked. But then who would've expected it at a Bob's Big Boy?

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Sam? Sam, get this. Who do you think I look like with my beard this way?
Sam: Oh. Well, that's easy. You look like that little guy on the cans of deviled ham.
Frasier: No, no. Sigmund Freud, the father of modern psychoanalysis and one of the greatest minds of the 20th century.
Sam: He gave all that up to sell deviled ham?
Frasier: The man had to live. You know, lately, when I'm in my office taking notes about some patient who's pouring his guts out, I imagine I'm Dr. Freud and I'm back in Vienna, hobnobbing with the great minds of the era, exchanging quips with Jung, developing the original theories of psychoanalysis. Before I know it, the hour's up. I've discovered I haven't even listened to a single thing the patient's been saying. It makes a nice change.

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What can I get you, Norm?
Norm: Got any flea powder? No. Just kidding. Actually, give me a beer. I think I'll drown the little suckers.