Frasier Quote #301
Quote from Frasier in Adventures in Housesitting
Sam: You got troubles?
Frasier: Well, I've- I've just been invited to deliver a paper at the State Psychiatric Convention this week, and I've got a first-class case of the jitters.
Carla: You know, I have a a sure-fire way of keeping yourself calm. Picture your audience naked.
Frasier: Oh, thank you, Carla, for that old chestnut from Speech 101.
Carla: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I got a twist on it. Picture them naked and wearing black socks.
Frasier: Oh, Carla, that's ridiculous. I can't see that that would... [laughs as he looks at Carla]
Carla: I told you. It works. Okay, now try this angle. [Frasier laughs] Now shut up.
Frasier: Fine. You know, I do see your point though. That could do just the trick. Thank you, Carla.
Carla: Sure. Oh! Here comes a likely candidate. Try it out on her.
Rebecca: Hello, Dr. Crane.
Frasier: Miss Howe. [Frasier dries his forehead with his handkerchief] It doesn't work with everyone.
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Rebecca: Sam, get that mutt out of here!
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Rebecca: Sheridan's in the kitchen with Satan!
Sam: This is no time for folk singing.
Quote from Rebecca
Sam: Hey, there, Rebecca. How do you like living with Sheridan's pooch?
Rebecca: Sir Bronwyn the Gallant from Fairhaven Manor, better known as Buster, is fine. l, on the other hand, am a nervous wreck.
Alan: What's the matter, Rebecca?
Rebecca: Well, I knew I was going to have to take care of the dog, but I didn't know it was going to be in a place that was huge and kind of like a mausoleum and is stuck way out in the middle of the moors.
Cliff: There are no moors in Massachusetts.
Rebecca: I think they had them flown in or something.
Quote from Rebecca
Mr. Sheridan: I'd like to ask you a favor.
Rebecca: I see.
Mr. Sheridan: I'm going to New York on a business trip for a few days, and I'd like you to take care of my dog while I'm away.
Rebecca: Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Sheridan, but I have plans for the entire week, and I could not possibly break them. I hope you understand.
Mr. Sheridan: That's fine. I realize this is short notice. Thanks, anyway. [walks away]
Rebecca: [shakes] My plans could be changed. Please, sir, let let me do this for you.
Mr. Sheridan: Well, if you don't think it would be any trouble. Thank you, Miss Howe.
Rebecca: Oh, no, sir. Thank you for the opportunity of knowing your dog. God, I make myself sick!