Sam: You got troubles?
Frasier: Well, I've- I've just been invited to deliver a paper at the State Psychiatric Convention this week, and I've got a first-class case of the jitters.
Carla: You know, I have a a sure-fire way of keeping yourself calm. Picture your audience naked.
Frasier: Oh, thank you, Carla, for that old chestnut from Speech 101.
Carla: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I got a twist on it. Picture them naked and wearing black socks.
Frasier: Oh, Carla, that's ridiculous. I can't see that that would... [laughs as he looks at Carla]
Carla: I told you. It works. Okay, now try this angle. [Frasier laughs] Now shut up.
Frasier: Fine. You know, I do see your point though. That could do just the trick. Thank you, Carla.
Carla: Sure. Oh! Here comes a likely candidate. Try it out on her.
Rebecca: Hello, Dr. Crane.
Frasier: Miss Howe. [Frasier dries his forehead with his handkerchief] It doesn't work with everyone.