Woody Quote #340
Quote from Woody in Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back
Carla: Anyway, I got it. You are looking at the last ounce of black cardamom on the Eastern seaboard.
Norm: Ooh. Nice. Sammy, let's see that stuff, huh?
Alan: Sammy, you really think that stuff is going help us win the contest?
Sam: Are you kidding me? Wait until you see what this does to the taste of a Bloody Mary. Whoo, boy! This is pretty pungent stuff, huh?
[As Woody brings an empty glass back to the bar, he sneezes as he stands over the black cardamom, spending a plume of it everywhere.]
Woody: Oh, my God! My allergy. Did someone bring some black cardamom in here?
Carla: Woody! It's all gone!
Sam: Great. There goes the contest.
Woody: Well, big deal. In about 20 minutes, I'm going to swell up like a blowfish.
Carla: Well, what what are we supposed to do now?
Woody: Usually, I pack my face in ice.
‘Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson. There's a cold one waiting for you.
Norm: I know. And if she calls, I'm not here.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Woody, you just you don't know what you're getting yourself into. I mean, those guys at Gary's are vicious. They could strip you naked, paint you red and put you on a subway.
Woody: They wouldn't do that.
Carla: They did it to me. But I got the best of 'em.
Norm: How's that?
Carla: I loved it.
Quote from Lilith
Woody: Oh, hi, Dr. Sternin. Dr. Crane isn't here.
Lilith: I know. He's at home, and that's why I'm not.
Carla: Whoa-ho! Trouble in Casa de Wacko?
Lilith: Not really. Scotch, Woody. I'm just not looking forward to going home. Frasier's giving me every indication that he expects me to indulge in another one of his silly little fantasies tonight, but it's really rather personal.
Carla: I know just what you mean. Husbands can drive you nuts about stuff like that. Take my Eddie. He borrowed this fairy princess costume from the ice show. Really. Every Friday night, I have to dress up and put a magic sex spell on him.
Lilith: Well, as long as we're sharing, here's what I have waiting for me. Every so often, Frasier likes to regress to his childhood. First, he insists on calling me Mommy. I fix him cinnamon toast and strawberry milk. Then it's bath time - one of my favorites - followed by my tucking him into bed and singing "All the Pretty Little Horses." After that, we make love until the windows rattle.
Carla: Men! They're really something, aren't they? Oh, by the way, about all that fairy princess stuff? I was just kidding.
Lilith: Ah, so was l.
Carla: Oh, right, Mommy. Hey, guys, get a load of this!
Lilith: Oh! Carla! Carla!