Cliff Quote #445
Quote from Cliff in Jumping Jerks
Cliff: Yeah, hey, you know what the trouble is with the world we live in?
Norm: Yeah.
Cliff: There's no danger. There's no opportunity for three independent hombres like ourselves to stare death in the face and conquer it on our own terms.
Bob: What about skydiving?
Norm: You'd think there'd be some thrilling, dangerous endeavor we could try, you know?
Bob: Why don't you try skydiving?
Cliff: Yeah, everything's just too darn safe in this world.
Bob: I teach skydiving. I'd take you up anytime.
Woody: Hey, I've got an idea! What about skydiving?
Norm: You mean, actually jumping out of an airplane, Woody?
Woody: It ain't that bad. I've seen a lot of movies of guys skydiving. They're just floating in the air.
Cliff: Oh, yeah, yeah, they're just floating in the air, but the Earth is hurdling upwards at 100 miles an hour.
Cheers Quotes
‘Jumping Jerks’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Sam: No, I'm doing this for Rebecca. I figure the farther I fall, the hotter she gets. Who's with me?
Norm: I am, Sammy.
Cliff: Norm, you turncoat you!
Norm: No, Cliffie, it's as if my whole life came down to this one moment! And if I jump and I make it, I prove to myself that I am worth something. That there's a reason for me being on this Earth. Then I can just sit down and plant it on that bar stool for the rest of my life. Let's go!
Quote from Sam
Rebecca: Thank you for caring. You see, Sam? And you said very few of our customers would care enough to write down suggestions.
Sam: No, I said very few of our customers could write.
Rebecca: Well, you are wrong. I mean, look at all of these. Read that. Let's see how we can make Cheers more responsive to its customers' needs.
Sam: Uh... "Cheers should have a happy hour."
Rebecca: Not legal in the state of Massachusetts.
Sam: All right. "Serve hot hors d'oeuvres."
Rebecca: Conflict of interest with Melville's.
Sam: Oh, the old place is really shaping up, isn't it?
Rebecca: You know, there's got to be one practical suggestion in here. Now here's one. [gasps] Ooh, it's a long one. That means someone really cared. "The thing I like best about Cheers is the sense of warmth and affection I get from the employees, especially the manager, who seems to be a generous, open-hearted woman." Did you hear that? The manager. "In fact, the only thing needed to complete the loving family feeling of this bar, would be if the manager made the naked pretzel with the bartender."
[Rebecca scrunches up the paper and throws it on the ground]
Quote from Norm
Norm: Sammy, Magnificent Seven!
Sam: Great movie.
Norm: No, that's my order. Come on.
Woody: Hey, I never sat down at this bar as a customer. What's good here?
Norm: I've heard the beer's okay.