Quote from Cliff in Jumping Jerks
Cliff: Yeah, hey, you know what the trouble is with the world we live in? Norm: Yeah. Cliff: There's no danger. There's no opportunity for three independent hombres like ourselves to stare death in the face and conquer it on our own terms. Bob: What about skydiving? Norm: You'd think there'd be some thrilling, dangerous endeavor we could try, you know? Bob: Why don't you try skydiving? Cliff: Yeah, everything's just too darn safe in this world. Bob: I teach skydiving. I'd take you up anytime. Woody: Hey, I've got an idea! What about skydiving? Norm: You mean, actually jumping out of an airplane, Woody? Woody: It ain't that bad. I've seen a lot of movies of guys skydiving. They're just floating in the air. Cliff: Oh, yeah, yeah, they're just floating in the air, but the Earth is hurdling upwards at 100 miles an hour.