Carla Quote #663
Quote from Carla in Christmas Cheers
Carla: Would you look at the poor slob? Forced to humiliate himself in some stupid outfit just to make a few bucks for the holiday season. Yeah, why doesn't he just wear a sign, "Loser for hire?"
Man: Hey, Peterson? You're late again. I'm not covering for you this time.
Norm: No, no. I think you have the wrong Peterson.
Man: Oh, yeah?
Norm: Yeah.
Man: Well, when you find the right one, would you tell him not to sweat in the hat so much?
Norm: Well... Guess I'm busted. Okay, I didn't mention anything to you guys, 'cause I thought that you guys just might razz me a little bit about being a Santa Claus over at Nagle's.
Carla: That was you?
Norm: Mm.
Carla: That's what my kid meant when she says that "Santa smells like the place where Mommy works."
Cheers Quotes
‘Christmas Cheers’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Oh, joy. Christmas Eve. By this time tomorrow, millions of Americans, knee deep in tinsel and wrapping paper, will utter those heartfelt words, "ls this all I got?"
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Boy, they make such a fuss about Mother Teresa...
Cliff: Excuse me there, Doctor, but, uh, do l, uh, detect a wry note of cynicism there in your comments?
Frasier: Cynical? Me? How could I possibly be cynical? Living in a nation in which we celebrate the holy birth of a babe in a manger with Perry Como in Hawaii.
Quote from Sam
Rebecca: But I did have plenty of time to make out next week's schedule.
Sam: Whoa, whoa, wait a second here. You got us working on Christmas Eve. That's a holiday.
Rebecca: No, Christmas is a holiday.
Sam: Well, it's a holiday eve.