Cliff Quote #387
Quote from Cliff in My Fair Clavin
Sally: Cliff, is something the matter?
Cliff: No, uh, nothing's the matter. What could be the matter? I'll tell you what's the matter, Little Miss Porsche. You try to do a girl a favor, help her become a little bit more attractive, and next thing you know, she's out there attracting people.
Sally: Is that what's bothering you? This makeup? Is that what all this is about?
Cliff: Well, yeah, you got to admit, before you put it on, you were a- a sweet thing who, uh, was content to sit by a dear friend's side on an evening and watch a rousing, wholesome game of Jeopardy.
Sally: So all I have to do to make things right between us is take off all this silly makeup and go back to being the way I was?
Cliff: Wow, you you'd do that for me?
Sally: No way. I like the way I look in makeup. Wait till they get a load of me at the Yarn Barn.
Cliff: It makes you look like a cover girl.
Sally: [laughs] I'm sorry, Cliff. That's what you're stuck with. You're just going to have to learn to live with it.
Cliff: Well, I guess I'm big enough of a person not to let your appearance get in the way of our relationship.
Cheers Quotes
‘My Fair Clavin’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Woody: Well, I'll tell you. She's what guys back down on the farm where I come from would call ethereal.
Frasier: Woody, where exactly was this farm?
Quote from Cliff
Norm: Let me, huh, put these beers on ice here.
Cliff: Yeah, good idea.
Norm: It's not too cold in here, buddy.
Cliff: Oh, yeah, yeah, I noticed that, Normie. I think it's the, uh, amalgamator valve. I've been meaning to strip it down, check out the engine, you know. I think I better put, uh, some more Freon in the regulator, too.
Woody: Or else you could just turn this little dial to cold.
Cliff: Well, yeah, if you're you know, you want to take a stopgap approach.
Quote from Carla
Cliff: Listen up, everybody. Clifford Clavin has decided to make a major life change.
Carla: Don't bother. You'd be a dorky woman, too.
Cliff: That's a good one, Carla. A good one.
Norm: All right, Cliffie. What's up, bud?
Cliff: There's a new condo complex going up on my route. You know, one of those places filled with beautiful people having the time of their lives. I said to myself, Clifford C., you'd take to that place like a fish takes to water.
Carla: All slimy with your eyes bulging out?
Cliff: Shouldn't you be squatting in a field somewhere, Carla?