Woody Quote #208

Quote from Woody in The Last Angry Mailman

Frasier: All right, stop everything. I've got a major news flash. I just had lunch with Miss Howe's former college classmate and it seems that she had a nickname at UConn.
Sam: Give, give.
Frasier: Well, he wasn't sure how she came by this appellation, but it seems that at some point during her little sojourn there, she became known as "Backseat Becky." [all laughing]
Woody: Boy. What do you suppose that means?
Cliff: Woody. What that means is when Miss...
Carla: Cliff, Cliff. Why don't you let someone who's been there, tell it? Wood, she likes to do her cushion pushin' on four wheels.
Woody: Miss Howe? Really? You know, uh, back where I come from, we used to say something about girls like that.
Carla: What?
Woody: "Let's date 'em."

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Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Good afternoon, everybody. Sam, you got you room for one more tosspot? Let me have a beer, will you?
Sam: You betcha. How you been there, Frasier?
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Quote from Cliff

Cliff: It wouldn't surprise me one bit if it was Rebecca.
Sam: I don't know.
Cliff: No, I mean, it's us quiet, reserved types who, when properly stimulated, turn into your average churning hunk of burning funk.
Norm: Now, Cliffie, uh, can you tell me exactly at what point in your life you came to that big fork in the road where reality took a left and you hung a sharp right?