Norm Quote #499
Quote from Norm in Paint Your Office
Norm: I'm not really at liberty to go into details. Suffice it to say, Miss Howe had a little personal crisis last night, okay? Few tears were shed.
Carla: Real tears? You sure she didn't just pull a hair out of her nose?
Norm: No, Carla. She got a little sad, and I happened to be there to comfort her. I think it really just takes a little warmth and compassion, and she warms right up to you.
Sam: Compassion, huh?
Rebecca: Mr. Malone.
Sam: Mm-hmm.
Rebecca: Do you realize we're running low on seltzer?
Sam: I'm so sorry. Ho- How can these things happen? Is there anything I can do?
Rebecca: Yes, let me know next time.
Sam: Well, of course I will. I just hope that's enough.
Rebecca: Are you feeling all right?
Sam: Yes, thank you very much. That's very sweet of you to ask.
Cheers Quotes
‘Paint Your Office’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Man: Hey.
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Let's talk about what's going in Mr. Peterson. Beer, Woody.
Quote from Sam
Sam: So, how come you guys are so chummy, huh?
Norm: Sorry, Sam. Can't talk about it. Kind of private.
Sam: Oh, give me a break. Guys are supposed to talk about girls behind their backs. [Norm swallows hard] Didn't I tell you everything about me and Diane? [Norm shakes his head] Well, now's your chance to thank me.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Boy, look at her. What a glow she has. You know, strange as it sounds, there are actually times when I resent being a man.
Cliff: Ah, that's all right, Fras. Sometimes we resent you being one. [Sam laughs]
Frasier: I was referring to Carla's condition. You see, she's able to do something we men never shall: experience the miracle of creating a new life.
Sam: You know, I'll have to admit. I've often wondered what it would like to have another human being moving around inside you.
Woody: Must be spooky, but real neato.
Sam: Yeah.
Cliff: There's probably nothing so awesome in the entire universe.
Frasier: Yes, gentlemen, I'm afraid that we've been relegated to the position of observer. Passive, sitting on the sidelines. Doomed by nature to a life of envy.
Carla: God, feels like there's a dump truck parked on my bladder.
Frasier: Well, then again, nature is wise in her way.