Woody Quote #156
Quote from Woody in Diamond Sam
Frasier: Here's something about a show of impressionists coming to Boston this fall.
Cliff: Well, why wait? I do one that'll knock your socks off.
Carla: He's talkin' about French painters, doofus.
Cliff: Yeah? Well, so am l. Yeah, I do a great Cezanne.
Norm: Get outta here.
Cliff: No, I do. Watch this. [French accent:] Hosey, posey, life is perfect.
Norm: [as John Wayne:] Hey, ya better smile when ya say that, Pilgrim.
Frasier: [as James Stewart:] Now, now, now, now, just a-just a darned second there, young fella. [all chuckling]
Woody: Okay, okay, I got one. Watch this. [with country accent] Hey, fellers. I believe we might be in for just a little rain before this day's over.
Frasier: Woody, who is that?
Woody: It's Dwight Womack, mayor of Hanover, lndiana.
Cliff: No, Woody, Woody, when you do impressions, you gotta do impressions of famous people.
Woody: Well, if I could do somebody famous, why would I be doin' Dwight Womack?
Frasier: Yeah, good point.
Norm: Yeah, he's got a point.
Cheers Quotes
‘Diamond Sam’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Well, Diane, Sam, congratulations to both of you. Diane, I hope you're planning to stay for the entire ceremony this time. Ours was... [laughs] Ours was very touching, I thought.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Where is Sam?
Diane: "Where is Sam?" [quietly] I think she's starting to relate to her environment again.
Frasier: Well, I think we've made great progress. Carla, can you tell me who Sam is?
Carla: Of course. He's my boss.
Frasier: Did you know that he is now engaged to be married?
Carla: Yes. I'm very happy for him.
Frasier: See how well we've done?
Diane: Carla... who is the charming soul that has agreed to marry him?
Carla: Norm.
Frasier: Well, I'm not the miracle worker.
Quote from Woody
Sam: Due to our desire to be... What?
Diane: Conjoined.
Sam: Conjoined, uh hey, well, Diane and l, uh, would like you to, uh, celebrate with us by, uh, toasting our nuptials.
Woody: Ouch.
Sam: No, no, Woody, it's, uh...