Sam Quote #728
Quote from Sam in Knights of the Scimitar
Frasier: Anyway how you doing, Sam, old man?
Sam: You know, Frasier, l, uh, I don't like that phrase "old man" anymore. Uh, I-I prefer "buddy."
Frasier: Oh, well, how you doing, Sam, old buddy? Look, is, uh, something bothering you?
Sam: Well, yeah. Diane's made up some guy who's supposed to be great-looking, just to get me riled. Only I could care less about the whole thing.
Frasier: Well, good for you, Sam. You know, the old Sam would've rambled on and on about how jealous he isn't, proving only that he really is.
Sam: Right. I mean, I could give a rat's rear what Diane does or who she does it with. And I certainly am not jealous about some college punk kid. And even if I were, which I'm not...
Frasier: [leaves his card] Call me at the office.
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Quote from Norm
Norm: Cliffy, uh, thanks a lot, but l- l'm just not interested. You know, I guess I'm an example of the old adage, "l'd never join a club that would have someone like you as a member," you know?
Quote from Woody
Cliff: Oh, boy. Hey, you're gonna love it down at the lodge, you know. After a hard day's work, it's a great place to unwind.
Woody: Yeah, wearing those turbans, you probably need a place to unwind. You know, unwind. [laughs] Turbans? How they're all wound up around your head and you gotta unwind 'em?
Cliff: Hey, uh good one, Woody.
Woody: I was voted class clown.
Norm: You should be proud.
Woody: Yeah, I was only running for class president.
Quote from Norm
High Sultan: Stand up, Norm Peterson, and be welcomed. Norm, uh, Norm, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself, huh?
Norm: Well, there's really nothing to say, guys.
High Sultan: Now don't be modest.
Norm: No, I mean it. There's really nothing to say. Uh... Let's see, I was born in Chicago, uh I moved to Boston and became an accountant.
High Sultan: Are you married?
Norm: Yeah.
High Sultan: To?
Norm: Long.