Sam Quote #713
Quote from Sam in Tan 'n' Wash
Diane: Norman, Norman. Please don't leave. We're taking it out on you, but we're really mad at ourselves. The hostility you're feeling is for our own stupidity at bailing out of this project. Right, everyone? [everyone is silent]
Norm: You guys are beautiful.
Sam: Oh, well, come on, wait a second. Come on back here.
Cliff: Yeah, we've been actin' like creeps, Normie.
Carla: I'll fluff up your favorite stool.
Woody: Yeah, I'll open a fresh bag of pretzels.
Sam: And I'll pour you a beer just the way you like it: within reach. What we're trying to say here is, we're sorry.
Cliff: Yeah.
Sam: You had the guts to stick it out, and we didn't, and you deserve all the success now.
Norm: Thank you, Sam. Guys. I'm really glad to hear that because, uh, I have a little surprise for you guys. I never took you out of Tan 'N' Wash at all. And here are your first dividend checks right here, huh?
Cheers Quotes
‘Tan 'n' Wash’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Paul: Hey, Norm, how's the world been treatin' ya?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.
Quote from Woody
Carla: Hey, Wood, do you want in?
Woody: I don't think so. You know, when I left home, my father gave me some very sound advice. "Never trust a man who can't look ya in the eye. Never talk when you can listen. And never spend venture capital on a limited partnership without a detailed, analytical fiduciary prospectus."
Quote from Woody
Norm: Tell you the one I hate. You know, you're back in college, right? And you haven't been to class the entire semester, and the teacher's about to give the final exam.
Carla: Oh, yeah, that one's the worst.
Cliff: What're you talkin' about, Carla? You never went to college.
Carla: It's a dream, stupid.
Woody: Well, how about the one where you go to this fancy restaurant, and before they let you in, they make you leave your legs at the door? Then the girl gives you claim check number six. So you go in, but instead of food, everyone's eatin' their silverware. Only you can't really enjoy your fork because you're so worried that whoever got claim check number nine might finish first and pick up your legs by mistake.
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Oh, yeah.