Carla Quote #468
Quote from Carla in Strange Bedfellows, Part 1
Diane: Carla, even though we have our differences, and we're frequently at odds, there's one thing we very much have in common: We both like Sam. And I'm concerned about him. I think he might get hurt by this liaison with Janet Eldridge.
Carla: Yeah, you're right. He's having a lot of laughs and a hot time with a beautiful woman. The man is a glutton for punishment.
Diane: This is no romp, Carla. It's more serious than that. And the worst part is that she's just using him. I mean, it all adds up. He's an outstanding sports figure, he's attractive, and in this town it doesn't hurt that he's Irish. He's a vote getter.
Carla: So what?
Diane: So when the election's over, it's "So long, Sam." And I think he's really going to be hurt by this. That's "so what."
Carla: You are full of beans. Women come and women go in Sam's life. He's just having a few grins, and I can prove it.
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‘Strange Bedfellows, Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Woody: What's happening, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The question is, Woody, why is it happening to me?
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Holy moly guacamole. Terre Haute, lndiana. Oh, I wouldn't throw her out of my bed for eating crackers.
Norm: Why else would she be there?
Cliff: Yeah, that's very humorous, Normie. Yeah, in light of the fact that a leading woman's magazine just recently completed a survey which showed that postmen are the most desired lovers right after-
Norm: Rock stars and heart surgeons.
Cliff: Well, you know what they say down at the P.O.-
Norm: "Postmen deliver daily."
Cliff: Have we had this conversation before, Norm?
Norm: Cliffie, we've had every conversation before.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You wine them. You dine them. Tell them how pretty they are. Buy them fancy presents. Finally, you get up the nerve to ask one of the little dears to marry you. What do you get for all your trouble? Squat.
Tim: Doc, I thought you'd pretty much gotten over that Diane problem of yours.
Frasier: Oh, it's not as serious as it sounds. You see, this is the one-year anniversary of the day Diane deserted me at the altar. To repress my bitterness would be detrimental to my recovery. So on this day, and on this day alone, I'm going to spew out my venom and exorcise the blond demon that haunts my soul.
Paul: Well, happy anniversary.