Cliff Quote #273
Quote from Cliff in Diane Chambers Day
Sam: [answers phone] Cheers. Oh, hi, Diane. Why aren't you here? Are you sick or something? Oh, well, you sound all stuffed up. Well, I hope you feel better. Bye-bye. [hangs up]
Frasier: What's the matter with her?
Sam: She said she's got this allergy where you weep uncontrollably. What do you think? Do you think we hurt her feelings a little bit too much last night?
Woody: Hey, maybe we ought to do something to make it up to her. Like send her a bouquet of flowers.
Cliff: Oh, cliche city, huh? You know, whenever I break the heart of a member of the gentler sex, I always send her a nice box of dried figs.
Cheers Quotes
‘Diane Chambers Day’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: How's life in the fast lane, Normie?
Norm: Beats me. I can't find the on-ramp.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Hey, hey, your brow is a little furrowed there, my friend. What's the boney, Maroney?
Norm: Well, Vera's getting the urge to go on vacation again.
Sam: Oh.
Cliff: Don't worry. It'll pass. Happens every year.
Norm: No, I think she's serious this time. Maps have been unfolded.
Jackie: Where does she wanna go?
Norm: The tropics. Says she wants to lay in the sand and bake in the sun. I offered a compromise. I said, just turn up the radiator and stick your feet in the cat box.
Frasier: And she didn't go for that?
Norm: No, no. It's my own damn fault. You know, I think I've spoiled that woman.
Quote from Carla
Sam: So how'd it go?
Carla: Well, I had a problem with one of the customers.
Sam: Oh, yeah, what?
Carla: He refused to keep his hands on me.