Sam Quote #498
Quote from Sam in Birth, Death, Love and Rice
Diane: I'm glad I got to see you.
Sam: Yeah, I'm glad I came. [they hug] Turned out kind of nice, huh?
Diane: Yes, it was good. I'm glad we had a chance to end it this way. Cleanly, spiritually. Free of rancour and sexual tens- Tens- Tension.
Sam: Whatever. Well, this is where it ends, huh?
Diane: Yeah.
Sam: Goodbye.
Diane: Goodbye.
Sam: I swore I'd never tell you this ever, but I guess maybe because we're never gonna see each other again You know, you always used to accuse me of being an unromantic slob, but you wanna know the truth? When you called me to tell me that you were marrying Frasier, I flew on a plane to Italy to stop the wedding. I guess I thought I was in love with you and that you and I should be married. Not that I feel that way now. But, well, I just thought you ought to know that. Have a good life. Bye.
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‘Birth, Death, Love and Rice’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Woody: Excuse me, my name's Woody Boyd.
Sam: Woody. Hi, I'm Sam Malone.
Woody: Howdy. I'm a friend of Coach's. Is he around?
Sam: I'm sorry, Woody. I guess you hadn't heard. No, Coach passed away a couple of months ago. But, yeah, I'd like to think he's still around.
Woody: Coach, gone. I can hardly believe it.
Sam: Well, he had a lot of friends. I don't- I don't remember him mentioning a Woody.
Woody: Well, we never met. We were kind of like pen pals.
Sam: You exchanged letters?
Woody: No, pens. It was Coach's idea.
Sam: Oh, well, that figures.
Quote from Sam
Sam: I bet you wanna know how it went in Italy.
Norm: Uh... No, no, not really. How about you, Cliffie?
Sam: Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway. Got off the plane and I took a cab to the Marino estate, where I had been told they were gonna get married. But they wouldn't let me in, so I jumped over the fence and landed in the middle of seven snarling rottweilers.
Cliff: Ooh, rottweilers. It comes from the German word "Rott--"
Sam: Uh, Cliff, shut up.
Cliff: Yes, sir.
Sam: Luckily, I outsmarted the dogs by diving into a moat. While the police were fishing me out, I discovered that Diane and Frasier had decided to get married someplace else. This was right before they threw me in jail.
Norm: Jail? How'd you get out?
Sam: Well, a local landowner bailed me out. Actually, he didn't bail me out. There's a different system over there. He purchased me. Seems... Seems his ox died or something. I really don't wanna talk about this anymore. I'm gonna be in my office. Oh, yeah, one more thing. I am through with that woman forever. I will never think about, see or mention her ever again. And if anyone even uses the words "Diane Chambers," I will have no other choice but to kill that person. [exits]
Customer: Wow. Poor guy. Who is this Diane Chambers anyhow?
[Sam emerges from his office with a golf club]
Sam: Who said that?
[After the customer and Norm point to Cliff, Sam chases him into the back room]
Cliff: No! No! No!
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: So while it's a common belief that the Tyrannosaurus rex was the king of the dinosaurs, you know, as a-- As indicated by the appellative "-saurus," the smartest of the spiny reptiles was actually the thyropatroid.