Frasier Quote #46
Quote from Frasier in The Heart is a Lonely Snipehunter
Diane: So this is part of a plan and I unwittingly helped you?
Frasier: Yes.
Diane: Frasier, how devious. But why didn't you tell me?
Frasier: Well, I couldn't trust you. You'd have thought it was too cruel.
Diane: Oh, are you kidding? I would've helped. Frasier, this is so unlike you.
Frasier: I know, but it's what guys do, darling. We screw each other to the wall. Boy, it's great to be one of the gang, I'll tell you. Now, you see, when we get up to that clearing, I'm going to get them to pose for a photo. And after they disappear into the woods to beat out snipe, I'm going to rush back to my car, drive back here and make you one of my famous omelettes.
Diane: Frasier, I find your cunning arousing.
Frasier: Well, that's what it's there for, baby.
‘The Heart is a Lonely Snipehunter’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Diane: Frasier, may I have a word with you in private? It's about what happened tonight.
Frasier: Well, not now, Diane. You're interfering with male bonding. [toasts] To snipe hunting.
Norm: All right.
Frasier: The most humane of sports. No guns. No knives. Just a man and a plain simple bag.
Carla: Like you and Diane. [Frasier laughs]
Diane: Frasier.
Frasier: Oh, come on, Diane. Guys make jokes about their mates, right guys? Look, you probably all think I'm being a bit manic about this, but the fact is I haven't spent that much time out of doors in my life. And I was exhilarated by it. It was a revelation to me how quiet it was. I heard an owl for the first time. You know, I finally understand why guys get hung up on going to the woods. You know, camping, fishing.
Cliff: Yeah, yeah. Just wait until the first time you come back home with a snipe strapped to the hood of your car, huh?
Norm: Yeah, that's a thrill of a lifetime.
Frasier: My one regret is we didn't get a snipe. And it's all my fault. I let you guys down.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: Hey, what's new, Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.
Coach: It's a world gone mad.
Quote from Coach
Coach: I know exactly what you're saying, Doc. I do. After all the years behind this bar, I've learned how to make a lot of people happy.
Frasier: How's that, Coach?
Coach: Well, whatever problem they got, I point out the bigger problem. Now, in your case, you know, you're going bald.
Frasier: I am? Now I'm depressed and losing my hair.
Coach: Oh, that's nothing. It's child's play compared to that big mole you got on your neck.
Frasier: Please, Coach, no more. I'm cheered up now.
Coach: Any time, Doc.