Coach: I know exactly what you're saying, Doc. I do. After all the years behind this bar, I've learned how to make a lot of people happy.
Frasier: How's that, Coach?
Coach: Well, whatever problem they got, I point out the bigger problem. Now, in your case, you know, you're going bald.
Frasier: I am? Now I'm depressed and losing my hair.
Coach: Oh, that's nothing. It's child's play compared to that big mole you got on your neck.
Frasier: Please, Coach, no more. I'm cheered up now.
Coach: Any time, Doc.