Diane Quote #350
Quote from Diane in A Ditch in Time
Diane: So you didn't make any plans to see each other again?
Sam: Well, you know, I like it when a woman is hot for me, but this is ridiculous. It's none of your business, but if you must know, yeah, I was thinking about calling her again.
Diane: Oh, no. I wish Frasier weren't at that nerve-ending symposium. Well, I guess I have to tell you the truth. Amanda and I became friends... at a place.
Sam: Ooh, that's pretty fascinating. You're going to have to fill me in on that later.
Diane: The place was Goldenbrook.
Sam: The booby hatch? Oh, no, she looked so normal. What, were you guys cellmates or something?
Diane: There are no cells at Goldenbrook. I was there of my own volition as were a lot of other normal people who just needed a little time to rest and sort out their feelings under constant psychiatric supervision.
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Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Good afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Coach: What'll you have, Normie?
Norm: A 1929 Lafitte Rothschild, Coach. Or a beer, whatever everyone's having.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Hey, Norm, we haven't heard much lately about your quest to sire an heir for the old throne. So how goeth the baby-making?
Norm: Not good. Vera thinks it's my fault she's not pregnant. Says I'm not trying hard enough.
Cliff: Well, I hope before you answered intemperately, you took into account her frustration in the maternal instinct department.
Norm: No, I said, "Drop dead in a ditch."
Cliff: Perfect.
Norm: I used to think that sleeping was the greatest pleasure you could have in bed. Now I'm sure of it.
Larry: Hey, Norm, what's the matter? Why don't you like having sex with your wife?
Norm: We're not exactly what each other wants in a sexual partner, you know. For example, she wishes I looked a little more like Charles Bronson. And I wish she looked a little less like Charles Bronson.
Quote from Sam
Diane: You can't give her some standard prearranged speech you have for dumping women.
Sam: I do not have a standard prearranged speech for dumping women. Come on, every situation is different. For example, the speech I dumped you with would be totally inappropriate.
Diane: I don't think you dumped me.
Sam: Well, you see? That was the beauty of it. Come on, give me credit, would you, for knowing that I couldn't possibly have one speech for every situation.
Cliff: Yeah, he's got six.
Norm: Sammy, I think this one calls for number three: "It's times like these, I'm ashamed to be a man."