Diane Quote #352
Quote from Diane in A Ditch in Time
Amanda: I made a lot of mistakes here, Sam. And I have a history of being wrong about men. But I know it's different this time with you. No matter what happens, I'll never stop loving you. Till the day I die, you'll always be mine.
Sam: Well, this is going pretty well, wouldn't you say?
Diane: Amanda, I didn't want to say this but I have to tell you something now that will change the way you feel about Sam.
Amanda: Nothing you could ever say will change the way I feel about him.
Diane: Except this.
Amanda: Except nothing. No matter what you ever do, no matter where you ever go, I'll never get over you.
Diane: Amanda, do you remember the man I used to talk about in group therapy?
Amanda: Ralph?
Diane: This is Ralph.
Amanda: Sam is Ralph?
Diane: That's right. The man to whom you just pledged your undying love is Ralph.
Amanda: Well, he can't hold me to that. If they won't let me sign contracts or have a credit card or vote, then I am not responsible for hysterical hogwash that I babbled in the backroom of a bar. Thank you for saving me, Diane. Sam, I will think of you... every time I see something scurry under the sink.
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Norm: [enters] Good afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Coach: What'll you have, Normie?
Norm: A 1929 Lafitte Rothschild, Coach. Or a beer, whatever everyone's having.
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Cliff: Hey, Norm, we haven't heard much lately about your quest to sire an heir for the old throne. So how goeth the baby-making?
Norm: Not good. Vera thinks it's my fault she's not pregnant. Says I'm not trying hard enough.
Cliff: Well, I hope before you answered intemperately, you took into account her frustration in the maternal instinct department.
Norm: No, I said, "Drop dead in a ditch."
Cliff: Perfect.
Norm: I used to think that sleeping was the greatest pleasure you could have in bed. Now I'm sure of it.
Larry: Hey, Norm, what's the matter? Why don't you like having sex with your wife?
Norm: We're not exactly what each other wants in a sexual partner, you know. For example, she wishes I looked a little more like Charles Bronson. And I wish she looked a little less like Charles Bronson.
Quote from Sam
Diane: You can't give her some standard prearranged speech you have for dumping women.
Sam: I do not have a standard prearranged speech for dumping women. Come on, every situation is different. For example, the speech I dumped you with would be totally inappropriate.
Diane: I don't think you dumped me.
Sam: Well, you see? That was the beauty of it. Come on, give me credit, would you, for knowing that I couldn't possibly have one speech for every situation.
Cliff: Yeah, he's got six.
Norm: Sammy, I think this one calls for number three: "It's times like these, I'm ashamed to be a man."