Sam Quote #373
Quote from Sam in Diane's Allergy
Boy: Hi, I'm looking for Sam Malone, the ex-Red Sox player.
Carla: That's him over there behind the bar.
Boy: Boy, has he gotten old.
Sam: Oh, no, no, son, I'm Sam Malone.
Boy: I know.
Sam: Does your mother know you hang around in bars?
Boy: Mr. Malone, my brother, Doug, is the biggest Red Sox fan ever and he's in the hospital having his tonsils out. It would mean a lot if he could have an autograph.
Sam: Sure thing.
Coach: Here you go, Sam.
Boy: Not yours. I figured you'd know where to find Carl Yastrzemski.
Sam: Well, no I don't know, but I'll certainly start you on your way. [gets ready to throw the ball]
Coach: Sam, hold it. Hold it.
Sam: Just kidding. Just kidding. Here's your ball. I'm sorry. I don't know where he is. We don't keep in touch.
Boy: Gee, Doug will be disappointed. I don't know what to do. Hey, could you sign it? It's almost as good.
Sam: You sure your brother's not going to mind?
Boy: Yeah. He doesn't know what Yastrzemski's handwriting looks like.
Sam: Good point. Good point.
Cheers Quotes
‘Diane's Allergy’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Frasier: So, Sam, listen. Fill me in. I'm hungry for news of little Pavlov.
Sam: Pavlov? Oh, you must mean little Diane.
Frasier: I beg your pardon?
Sam: Yeah, I renamed the puppy Diane. I figured you wouldn't mind. I mean, it's my puppy now. Yeah, well, I tell you, it's so wonderful. I come home, she gives me any trouble, I swat her on the rear end and say, "Shut up, Diane." And she does. It's heaven.
Frasier: Sam, I have to be honest with you, changing the dog's name hurts me a little. Don't you think two Dianes will be confusing?
Sam: Well, maybe you're right. Well, we'll just have to call your girlfriend Pavlov.
Quote from Diane
Diane: Well, she's very sweet, obviously, but I'm a cat person. I obviously have some kind of an allergy to dogs.
Sam: Are you sure it's the dog?
Diane: Well, what else could it be?
Sam: You've been around that dog before. I mean, you must have. You know, moving in with Frasier is a big commitment. I just wonder if this whole so-called allergy thing might not be psychosomatic.
Diane: Oh, Sam, I'm very impressed. That's a complex psychological concept coming from a man who has to write L and R on the bottom of his shoes.
Quote from Sam
Norm: Sammy, Frasier walks out of here with Diane and you get to go home to a dog.
Sam: Yeah, somebody up there likes me.