Sam Quote #379
Quote from Sam in Diane's Allergy
Frasier: So, Sam, listen. Fill me in. I'm hungry for news of little Pavlov.
Sam: Pavlov? Oh, you must mean little Diane.
Frasier: I beg your pardon?
Sam: Yeah, I renamed the puppy Diane. I figured you wouldn't mind. I mean, it's my puppy now. Yeah, well, I tell you, it's so wonderful. I come home, she gives me any trouble, I swat her on the rear end and say, "Shut up, Diane." And she does. It's heaven.
Frasier: Sam, I have to be honest with you, changing the dog's name hurts me a little. Don't you think two Dianes will be confusing?
Sam: Well, maybe you're right. Well, we'll just have to call your girlfriend Pavlov.
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‘Diane's Allergy’ Quotes
Quote from Diane
Diane: Well, she's very sweet, obviously, but I'm a cat person. I obviously have some kind of an allergy to dogs.
Sam: Are you sure it's the dog?
Diane: Well, what else could it be?
Sam: You've been around that dog before. I mean, you must have. You know, moving in with Frasier is a big commitment. I just wonder if this whole so-called allergy thing might not be psychosomatic.
Diane: Oh, Sam, I'm very impressed. That's a complex psychological concept coming from a man who has to write L and R on the bottom of his shoes.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: I want my doggy back!
Sam: Frasier, I've grown accustomed to the old girl.
Frasier: Well, my emotional need for her right now is stronger than yours.
Sam: Yeah, but she's mine. [Diane returns from the back]
Frasier: But I love her.
Sam: Well, you can find another one.
Frasier: Sam, I don't even want to talk about this anymore. There's nothing can say that would make me change my mind. She's mine and she always will be. You were never anything but a port in the storm. I want her and I'm going to have her. And nobody is going to stand in my way or else they'll suffer my wrath. Do I make myself clear, Mr. Malone?
Diane: [normal voice] Frasier, this is so exciting. You are the only man who has ever proclaimed his feelings for me with such eloquence.
Sam: Uh, I got a flash for you here, Diane. What we were talking about...
Frasier: Sam, she knows perfectly well what and who we were talking about. She's a clever girl and a beautiful one.
Quote from Sam
Norm: Sammy, Frasier walks out of here with Diane and you get to go home to a dog.
Sam: Yeah, somebody up there likes me.